A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts... Part 7

[Sirgin]

Happy new year!

[Sega2099]

Haven’t been on here in years.. looks exactly the same! I originally joined when I was in middle school. I’ve never lost my passion for the old school, but between working two jobs and a family it’s all about priorities. Hope everyone is doing well!

[shaggy]

Haven’t been on here in years.. looks exactly the same! I originally joined when I was in middle school. I’ve never lost my passion for the old school, but between working two jobs and a family it’s all about priorities. Hope everyone is doing well!

Welcome back!  Stay awhile!

[MetalFRO]

Yes, welcome back!

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

This is the first St. Patrick's Day where I don't have to worry about getting pinched for not wearing green.


Seriously, though: keep you and your loved ones safe and sound, everybody. Much love to y'all...

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Trick question time:


What is the length of a football field? Specifically, the UnitedStatesian version used by the NFL and NCAA.

[EZ Racer]

120 yards. 100 yards for the playing area and 10 yards for each endzone.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

120 yards. 100 yards for the playing area and 10 yards for each endzone.

Yepper-- 100 yards from goal line to goal line, 120 from end line to end line.

BTW I always found it odd that a CFL field is 110 yards from goal line to goal line. Recently, I discovered that they did that to approximate a 100-meter-long field. ANd don't forget the 20-yard-deep end zones...


ANYway, here's a trick you can pull in an extremely specific situation: When a friend tells you he just watched Scarface, ask him if he watched the original or the remake. There's a chance he won't know that Scarface was remade, and if so, he most likely won't know that the 1983 Brian DePalma/Al Pacino version is the remake. It's a great way to show everyone how much of aninsufferable smarter-than-thou film-buff douchenozzle you are.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

HAPPY MIDDLE-AGED YEAR, EVERYBODY!!!    

[shaggy]

HAPPY MIDDLE-AGED YEAR, EVERYBODY!!!    

Party, party!

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Hey now,

Feel free to check out "The 5 Saddest Erotic Video Games Ever Created" article on cracked.com:


https://www.cracked.com/a...o-games-ever-created.html


Sadly, I failed to convince MetalFRO to make Deep Space Waifu, a downscrolling "strip-'em-up" where you shoot the clothes off of anime babes, a future Shmup Club challenge. The guy simply wouldn't budge on the deal, the freakin' prude. I was so upset I went right to bed and had a good cry on my Optimus Prime body pillow.

[img width=500 height=250]http://66.media.tumblr.com/bb892e7c800be176dd43d5a3abf8f72e/tumblr_inline_oun24enEZ01t2occz_500.jpg[/img]
Man, this thing is really crusty.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Nothin' like waking up in the morning to the smell of local wildfires...

[img width=650 height=366]http://cdn.abcotvs.com/dip/images/6377844_081920-kgo-str-hennessey-fire-img_Image_00-02-17,05.jpg?w=630&r=16%3A9[/img]

...looking up to the sky and seeing the sun through the smoke clouds...

[img width=700 height=525]https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50246537261_95147f9578_o.jpg[/img]

...and marveling at the sprinkling of ash on my car.

[img width=700 height=435]https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50245939773_5aa49bc20e_o.jpg[/img]

Stay safe out there, my fellow S.F. bay area RF Gentlemen...


...'Late

[shaggy]

Man, that is crazy.  I can only imagine what it's like.  Are you in any danger?

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

So, how many people this Halloween do you think will be dressed like this:

[img width=570 height=798]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Paul_F%C3%BCrst%2C_Der_Doctor_Schnabel_von_Rom_%28coloured_version%29.png[/img]

[mumboking]

It would seem Zagnorch's Twitter account was compromised...
https://twitter.com/Zagno...tatus/1325604193617338370
https://twitter.com/Zagno...tatus/1325604200365973511