Thanks guys!  Sorry for the slow response...I spent my birthday, as well as a few days before and after moving 250+ miles (which happens to be the shortest distance I've ever moved).  Things are in storage until my wife and I close on our new house.  In the meantime, me, my wife and my daughter (as well as two dogs and an old cat) are living in my parents' basement for about 3 weeks...and then we get to move again into our new house (argh!).  I haven't even had a birthday cake yet (yeah, woe is me).
Anyway, since I haven't shaved in over a week nor had a bath in 3 days, think I'll go step in the shower with a gallon of bleach and clean myself up
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