Don't Mess With Crabmaster!

[Haoie]

What, too many rogue moose up there?

[techwizard]

Lol@this topic

but i agree with the comments on that page, these stats are all relative to the population...so a small town with 5 murders could be equal to a big city with 100 murders on this chart system. that or crimes are reported more often and/or police are more vigilant. a lot of variables these numbers don't explain

[Crabmaster2000]

Lol@this topic

but i agree with the comments on that page, these stats are all relative to the population...so a small town with 5 murders could be equal to a big city with 100 murders on this chart system. that or crimes are reported more often and/or police or more vigilant. a lot of variables these numbers don't explain

Yeah we are not a very big city (around 80,000 population). But we do have some series problems with murders, sexual assaults, domestic violence, robberies, breaking and entering, assaults, child abuse/pornography, racism and police corruption/negligence. We've also possibly got 1-2 active serial killers in the area that have been working for years (another one was recently caught last year thankfully at a very young age) and several serial flashers.

Home sweet home!

[Izret101]

Are the serial flashers all men or is there some foxy lady mixed up in it too?

[blcklblskt]

or is there some foxy lady mixed up in it too?

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"Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes."

[RetroRage]

Crabs gets more than violent when people eat pizza around his games.  I'm not surprised with this.

[Zagnorch]

[...] But we do have some series problems with murders, sexual assaults, domestic violence, robberies, breaking and entering, assaults, child abuse/pornography, racism and police corruption/negligence. We've also possibly got 1-2 active serial killers in the area that have been working for years (another one was recently caught last year thankfully at a very young age) and several serial flashers.

Just another Saturday night at Charlie Sheen's place.

[Crabmaster2000]

Are the serial flashers all men or is there some foxy lady mixed up in it too?

I'm kinda surprised that its even a thing up here. Its so cold I'd either be worried about frostbite or embarrassment. 

[wildbil52]

Yeah, man, I grew up in the suburbs of Connecticut so I definitely know what it's like to come from the streets.

[blcklblskt]

^lol.  STREETS!

[Izret101]

Yeah, man, I grew up in the suburbs of Connecticut so I definitely know what it's like to come from the streets.

You got Fiddy cent reppin your hood now.

[MaterialHandlerMike]

Just gotta get armed Crabby. Like everyone else here lol

[Dergatron9000]

Being from saskatoon I know how it is to be a ruthless gangster. Welcome to the club crabby. My city has also won the macleans poll a few times. This is a funny read to.

http://www.vice.com/en_ca...ck-in-saskatoon-506-v16n1

[wildbil52]

Unfortunately, someone messed with Crabmaster

[MaterialHandlerMike]

Unfortunately, someone messed with Crabmaster

and unfortunately, its incidents like what happened to crabby, that make our city get nominated in a Canadian magazine called Macleans, as the most dangerous city in canada.