Greetings from Terra...
Inspired by http://www.rfgeneration.c...m/index.php?topic=10499.0 , I decided to celebrate Halloween by gettin' my drink on with some of the freakiest critters around--
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AAAAIIEEEE!!!
NOT THAT FREAKY!!!
*GUUUUHH*
Geezus, I just about had a heart attack there. What the hell, man! No way I'd hang with a weirdo like that!
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I have standards, you know.
Moving on: I decided to spend Halloween night knocking back a few of my fave libations-- Disaronno and Strongbow cider-- while playing Skylanders Giants, and pausing occasionally to jot down my thoughts on the game as they come to me. There's no possible way anything could go wrong with this little experiment.
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Nothing like gettin' tanked to a video game aimed at 'tweens, lemme tell ya.
On the upside: no trick-or-treaters have darkened my front door in years, which means distractions are all but nonexistent. Best of all, I can keep this bag of fun-sized Butterfingers for myself.
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Hey, Bart, I got'cher edible shorts right here.
On the downside: I have no close friends to invite me to their cool Halloween shindigs. Which means I'm all alone, with only my thoughts to keep me company.
My dark, depraved, disturbing thoughts.
And now you know the real reason why I drink...
But let's dispense with the self-pity, and get this mofo started:
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A shot for my homies-- except for Pop Fizz (he's had more than enough).
DIFFICULTY LEVEL SELECTION:
There's the "pussy-ass nancy-boy" setting:
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The "you're still a nancy-boy, but I still have a little respect for you" setting:
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Aaand "the super-macho manly-manchild)" setting.
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Whattaya think of that last one, Flynn?
http://www.youtube.com/em...I?start=1525&end=1527
My thoughts exactly!
CHAPTER 1 (Drinks tote board: Two shots of Dis and half a Strongbow)
I'm starting this one with the Giant Bouncer, and alternating with a few of my Series 1 faves. He ends up taking out a giant robot voiced by Mr. Sulu on this level. Which kinda sucks, 'cuz I really like that Sulu guy. (NOT in that way, though; besides, he's off the market)
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OH MY!
Hey, I know: I'll just pretend he's the evil mirror-universe Sulu. You know, the one with the scar?
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Yeah, thas the yticket. Now I don't feel so guilty abut killin him here.
CVHAPTER 2 (3 Dis, 1.5 SB)
I jusyt realized that Bouncer's voice is done in a stereotypical black urban fashion, reminiscent of Jazz from the first Transformers flick, but a bit more subtle. But if youthink that's bad, whenever Hex eats something, she sounds just lik Oprah Winfrey doing thast mmm-hmmm sound..
CHAPTER 3 (4 DIS 333 SB)
HEE HEEE WHOA WHERES THE CAPS LOCK WHAT THEfu found it yaay
When I saw the new Hotdog chara for this gam I thought he lokt kinda lame. I mean even his name has absolutl no imagnatin behind it at all. But then I found his soulgem 'ultimate' powerup.
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A FLAMING BAG OF DOG POOP heh hee now I gortta add him to my collection when hecoms out juswt so ican use that power that's just so awesome
CHAPTER 4 [6 DIS / 4 SB)
Hpoly crap bad sulu is still alive! sorta yay and sorta boo too I guess.
The skystones minigames are waaay better than the cardmatch crap in the 1st game I mean theyre much more challenging cuz I actally lost a few of em
dAMN Stelf elf is hot, holy crap did I really just type that. That is SOOO GAY ha heeee
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Aw no she brought her kid sister with her.
What a freakin c0ck-blok, right guys?
CHAPTER 5 [98 dis 51n sb]
Nooo I got kild for the 1st time, and my fave skylander too oh why, Eon whyyyyy
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I dint man to killya Trigs, Im so sorty
Okay finally completd th levl. But I think ill go through the 1st 5 levels again to complewe all the challenges. Better check the strat gide first tho. But I'm havin a hard time flipping the pages, and it hard to reed
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this things written in martian or something
Need to use the littl3 boys room brb oops never mind. Back to th game
BACKTRAcking CHAPS 1-5 (booz level OVAR 9000+ THIS... Is... SKYLAAANDS!!!)
MMM these are gooood butrfingers. Got some prunes too dont ask.
I kinda feel bad for Kaos' sidekick glumshanks. I cn tell from his dmenor n expresons that he knows his boss is gonna fqail hard in the end, but he goes along with the deal anyway. His loyalty to his buddys lost causes iz so beautifl an yet so sad.But Im NOT gonna cry, Im not gonna cry--- oh god im totally cryin. Im such a fruit
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Hes just tryin to get by in this cold cruel wrld
the best he can. Is that so rong?
DAMN I wish this was a M rated deal so I can see bllod guts & body parts fly when I fight da baddies just thatd be the coolst thing evar! And the kids would lov it too
Woohoo just got my first Sklyander levled up to 11 goddan it took frekun long enuf
Why cant this game support th wii classic contllr id lov to have tha opshin
Hah I just killd a horde of elfthings eat me you douches
getting sleepy
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To be continued?
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