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Alright, Let's be real: being sick sucks. The silver lining is that you get to play all those sweet games that you wouldn't otherwise have time to play! Having been recently sick, I thought I'd go over some of my favorite sick gaming moments so that when you inevitably fall to a pH imbalance or broken bone, you have an Idea of where to start.
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Sonic the HedgehogMy earliest memory of gaming while sick comes from around 4 years old. I picked up a real nasty case of pneumonia and had to be hospitalized for a week. During my hospital tenure, they had carts with TVs and game systems. There must have been one cart for the whole floor, because I recall getting around 20-30 minutes on 2 of the days there. On the cart I got, they had a Genesis and a copy of
Sonic the Hedgehog (There was another with a NES and
Track and Field, but I only saw that one in other kid's rooms). At this point I didn't have a Genesis, so the opportunity of playing
Sonic really outshined all of the grey that was that awful hospital, their mean staff (I mean, I didn't die so they must have been at least sorta competent), and the whole week of being stuck in a bed, even though I felt fine on the antibiotics.
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The Price is RightOkay, so this one isn't a video game, but it's related to them. Being sick during the school day usually meant two things: unlimited games while Mom went to work and a bunch of breakfast cereal since she wouldn't let me use the stove or microwave. So me, a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and a glass of orange juice made their way to my room to play video games. Back in those days, all my game systems were hooked up to a small TV via RF modulators...all set to channel 3. Every time I would change games (read : a lot...I was an impatient kid) I would briefly get to see what was on the TV. Really early, it was news, but eventually
The Price is Right (with Bob Barker, not that TERRIBLE Drew Carey guy) would show up, and I would be unable to start up a new game until the episode was over. I'm not entirely sure why I cared to stop. Maybe it was Bob's unshakable message to spay or neuter your pets or the allure of a BRAND NEW CAR!!! that spoke to me while my head was all stuffed up, but those early morning game shows really got me through an illness like no other.
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L.A. Noire One summer, I caught the flu and was barely able to sit up straight. This ruled out any game with rapid motion, loud noises, tight precision movement, or generally anything exciting. Enter
L.A. Noire, the point and click adventure with the heart of
GTA. The slow pace of the investigations was perfect for my frequent stomach-induced interruptions, and the segmented gameplay made it easy to go take naps in between. I never actually finished L.A. Noire, because I got better before I went through all 3 disks, and really couldn't play something that slow paced in my normal state of health.
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TetrisThis most recent sinus infection left me irritable and impatient enough to not want to play much. Fortunately,
Tetris is a good "zone out" kind of game. I spent the bulk of this past week buried in a blanket with an NES controller and the sound of Korobeiniki playing as I dropped blocks as fast as possible. It really made the time pass. Also, I've gotten really good at playing
Tetris...but only while laying sideways.
I hope that this leaves you with some sort of nostalgia for being sick, and helps make gaming while under the weather "contagious." What are your favorite games to play when sick?
Till next time!
~ Neo
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