I've come to the decision, professionally, that the biziatches I work with can take all their drama, whining, pissing and moaning, and shove it up their asses.  I am sick of hearing how much work someone has to do, all the while they are concerned with gossip and keeping tabs on what others (namely ME) are doing.  I swear, I don't need to hear them whispering "Did you see what Jag was doing on his break" or "Did you see how hawt Jag looks with that buttonup, slacks, and shitkicker boots?"  If that ain't enough, today I had to hear "Jag don't have enough to do, so let's get him to take care of this pile o'shite that noone else will do" (I read that as:  We are too lazy to do shit, so let's get Jag, the motherfuckingman to do it cuz he is so shit hot).
Yep, I have a high opinion of myself as it is, so I don't need anyone at work to try to either inflate or deflate it.  If you need help, bitches, just ask.  If you wanna bitch about stuff, that's what your old man at home is for.  Leave me alone!!!
So, I've decided to go back about 5 years, professionally, to the "this is my job, fuck everything else" tactic I employed when first hired by AmStan.  I swear, the first year there everyone thought that I was as cool as the other side of the pillow (or something to that effect).  I started this morning and have found it already having positive effects, namely that I am being left alone to do (oh my God) my job!
Bitches can KISS MY ASS!!!

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