Slurp it down 'til brain-freeze sets in

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it finally happened-- the COVID-19 outbreak has impacted me in a BIG way:

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Why do you hate me, God?

*SOB*

I will miss your Slurpee adventures. 

I won't; I use the 7-Rewards app because no $#!+, Sherlock.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Whelp, it looks like from here on out, you can get one free small Slurpee any time in the month of July...



...so long as you download and register on the 7REWARDS app.



It's the end of an era, folks...

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Just saw this on the front door of the local 7-11:

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Like I said, it's the end of an era. Total bummer, ain't it?

[shaggy]

Man, that totally does suck.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Um... yay... a free mini-Slurpee... when you use the 7-11 app.

$1 big bite weenies, too. Oh, the excitement.

[Mr_Stubbes]

I guess it’s something…

I am a sucker for a gas station/convenience store hot dog though.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Ooops, I almost forgot what day it was! Big thanks to Nupey Dupes for reminding me!






It might also be a day for all you Juggalos to celebrate,--especially if you live outside of Michigan-- 'cuz you just might encounter these:





You don't suppose I'll figure out how magnets work after drinking these?

[nupoile]

Ooops, I almost forgot what day it was! Big thanks to Nupey Dupes for reminding me!

Well after all those years of you beating us over the head with it, the date is kinda burned into my mind. I probably forgot something just so I had room to store this bit of advertising.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

I missed out on this year's celebration.

Sorry to disappoint you all.