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[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Mississippi River Delta

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Alpha Bravo, SIR!

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Johnny Bravo, yo!

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Look at my

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cool, awesome hair!

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

It's so beautiful

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And shiny. So

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shiny that it

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

shines and shines

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

for a whole

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millennium until the

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

cows come home

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

for the holidays

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while eating the

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

densest fruitcake you've