Another Reason Matt Damon Sucks: Stuck On You

[Lord Nepenthean]

Matt Damon is horrible.  I wish he would disappear from all movies for the rest of his life.  Tonight, I had the misfortune of finding out one more reason that he should be outlawed: Stuch On You.

For those who missed it when it came out last year because it was so worthless, it's a movie about conjoined twins who, at age thirty-something, decide to finally have a surgery to be separated.  They both get a girl, they both get their dream job, and everyone lives happily ever after.

The plot is incredibly shallow, and the movie is "driven" by a whole lot of nothing.  Crappy jokes and crappy actors fill this thing to the brim.  Oh, and Meryl Streep and Cher have cameos in this piece of trash.  'Nuff said.

Do NOT see this filth.  You have been warned.

[Mike Leon]

Meryl Streep's movies are so bad I don't care to look at the box cover. I definitely don't want to watch them.

Oh, and Stuck on You did suck.

[Zimbacca]

Never saw it.  Never wanted to see it.