I Have a Story.

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

You don't want to know what he wrote about you and Rouge the Bat.

Oh God, I hope he didn't bring up the donkey show incident.

I swore off of 'shrooms after that fiasco...

I'm still trying to figure out how you went those full 8 seconds.

Special "enhancement" pills I bought online from a member of the Nigerian royal family.

I can give you the hook-up to the dude if you like.

No thanks, last time I trusted a Nigerien it ended in a daring escape from a hostage situation. 

[Zagnorch]

No thanks, last time I trusted a Nigerien it ended in a daring escape from a hostage situation. 

Yeah, you're right; those were some great times.

[Cryptid Collector]

No thanks, last time I trusted a Nigerien it ended in a daring escape from a hostage situation. 

Yeah, you're right; those were some great times.

Sure were, who knew you knowing how to hot-wire a Pinto would come in handy.

[Shadow Kisuragi]

Well, that explains the resulting image as shoboni's avatar.
You hotwire cars, not horses Zag.

[Cryptid Collector]

I wonder who de-karmaed me and Zag.

Well, that explains the resulting image as shoboni's avatar.
You hotwire cars, not horses Zag.

I'll tell you, he learned the meaning of "Applebucking" that day.


I wonder who downvoted me and Zag

[Zagnorch]

No thanks, last time I trusted a Nigerien it ended in a daring escape from a hostage situation.  

Yeah, you're right; those were some great times.

Sure were, who knew you knowing how to hot-wire a Pinto would come in handy.

Why do I have the notion that "hot-wiring a pinto" has a whole 'nother meaning in your world?

And a rather disturbing one at that...  

I wonder who downvoted me and Zag

It's either some Optimus-hating, anti-brony, Pokemon-fanatic lame-o who wants to take away our right to bear Nerf guns...

...or Joe.

[Cryptid Collector]

No thanks, last time I trusted a Nigerien it ended in a daring escape from a hostage situation.  

Yeah, you're right; those were some great times.

Sure were, who knew you knowing how to hot-wire a Pinto would come in handy.

Why do I have the notion that "hot-wiring a pinto" has a whole 'nother meaning in your world?

And a rather disturbing one at that...  

I wonder who downvoted me and Zag

It's either some Optimus-hating, anti-brony, Pokemon-fanatic lame-o who wants to take away our right to bear Nerf guns...

...or Joe.

No, I meant hot-wire the giant-fireball-waiting-to-happen on wheels, but you took the the second conclusion and ran with it.


Joe....

[Zagnorch]

No, I meant hot-wire the giant-fireball-waiting-to-happen on wheels

Hey! Leave your weird fantasies out of this!

[Cryptid Collector]

No, I meant hot-wire the giant-fireball-waiting-to-happen on wheels

Hey! Leave your weird fantasies out of this!

The car, I meant the car, your the one having weird fantasies here.

[Zagnorch]

No, I meant hot-wire the giant-fireball-waiting-to-happen on wheels

Hey! Leave your weird fantasies out of this!

The car, I meant the car, your the one having weird fantasies here.

And boy, are they weird--

Whoah, this drivel is on its sixth page now?

[Cryptid Collector]

No, I meant hot-wire the giant-fireball-waiting-to-happen on wheels

Hey! Leave your weird fantasies out of this!

The car, I meant the car, your the one having weird fantasies here.

And boy, are they weird--

Whoah, this drivel is on its sixth page now?

Time fly's when your having fun.

[Shadow Kisuragi]

I think every time someone posts in this thread, they get a negative Karma.

[Cryptid Collector]

I think every time someone posts in this thread, they get a negative Karma.

Why?

[Shadow Kisuragi]

I think every time someone posts in this thread, they get a negative Karma.

Why?

Both you and Zag were negative for a while, and I've gotten negative Karma too after posting in this thread.

[Cryptid Collector]

I think every time someone posts in this thread, they get a negative Karma.

Why?

Both you and Zag were negative for a while, and I've gotten negative Karma too after posting in this thread.

Somebody must not have a sense of humor.