I Have a Story.

[Zagnorch]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

You don't want to know what he wrote about you and Rouge the Bat.

[Zagnorch]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

You don't want to know what he wrote about you and Rouge the Bat.

Oh God, I hope he didn't bring up the donkey show incident.

I swore off of 'shrooms after that fiasco...

[nupoile]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

You don't want to know what he wrote about you and Rouge the Bat.

Oh God, I hope he didn't bring up the donkey show incident.

I swore off of 'shrooms after that fiasco...

The Donkey Show, a afternoon radio show nearby. I'm sure that's what you are talking about:

http://kflyfm.com/page.php?page_id=92

[Zagnorch]

The Donkey Show, a afternoon radio show nearby. I'm sure that's what you are talking about:

http://kflyfm.com/page.php?page_id=92

I only wish the donkey show I'm talking about was fit for broadcast on the public airwaves.

[Izret101]

Donkey Shows usually involve Tijuana and hookers.

[Zagnorch]

Donkey Shows usually involve Tijuana and hookers.

Throw in powerful hallucinogens and a truckload of self-loathing, and you've got yourself a lost weekend that lasts an entire month.

[SirPsycho]

Throw in powerful hallucinogens and a truckload of self-loathing, and you've got yourself a lost weekend that lasts an entire month.

Man I wish I could forget that month...

[Izret101]

[img width=700 height=844]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25100000/Lobotomy-hetalia-axis-powers-25198569-804-970.jpg[/img]

[Zagnorch]

Throw in powerful hallucinogens and a truckload of self-loathing, and you've got yourself a lost weekend that lasts an entire month.

Man I wish I could forget that month...

I love ya and everything (no homo), but...

...better you than me.

[Zagnorch]

   
Quote from: Shadow Kisuragi on April 26, 2012, 08:28:54 PM
using you as a moral compass is kinda weird. It's like asking a thief if it's okay to steal something.

Now THAT'S pretty cool, using a fellow 'Generator's comment about you as your signature.

Errr... he was referrin' to you, right???

However, I dunno if you should feel honored or insulted...

[Shadow Kisuragi]

   
Quote from: Shadow Kisuragi on April 26, 2012, 08:28:54 PM
using you as a moral compass is kinda weird. It's like asking a thief if it's okay to steal something.

Now THAT'S pretty cool, using a fellow 'Generator's comment about you as your signature.

Errr... he was referrin' to you, right???

However, I dunno if you should feel honored or insulted...

It was in reference to me creating a tool that was considered "cheating" by the developers in order to obtain achievements, and asking Izret if it should be released when he's used methods in other games that were considered cheating.

[Cryptid Collector]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

You don't want to know what he wrote about you and Rouge the Bat.

Oh God, I hope he didn't bring up the donkey show incident.

I swore off of 'shrooms after that fiasco...

I'm still trying to figure out how you went those full 8 seconds.

[Zagnorch]

   
Quote from: Shadow Kisuragi on April 26, 2012, 08:28:54 PM
using you as a moral compass is kinda weird. It's like asking a thief if it's okay to steal something.

Now THAT'S pretty cool, using a fellow 'Generator's comment about you as your signature.

Errr... he was referrin' to you, right???

However, I dunno if you should feel honored or insulted...

It was in reference to me creating a tool that was considered "cheating" by the developers in order to obtain achievements, and asking Izret if it should be released when he's used methods in other games that were considered cheating.

So how do YOU feel about him using your statement as his personal sig?

[Zagnorch]

Blah-de-blah

It's hard to find good help these days.

It's less embarrassing than what he put on the last checks he had to write me.

Like the one where he wrote that it was for pony-themed,er, "romance aids"?

He did it to you too, huh? I knew I shouldn't have picked up that shipment from the "fun ranch" for him.

In my case, he wrote "Optimus Prime-themed..." er, thingies.

Needless to say, I was not amused; Optimus and I have a highly professional and platonic relationship.

As do I with Celestia.

I get the impression that you wish to take the relationship to another level...

Eenope.

That's not what Joe told me...

In fact, he wrote in the memo line of the last check he sent me that you were totally "hot to trot" for her.

I see you want to elope with that certain someone...

Naw, she's way to old for me.

I have another check from Joe with a memo that reads, "She has that MILF appeal that he really digs."

You don't want to know what he wrote about you and Rouge the Bat.

Oh God, I hope he didn't bring up the donkey show incident.

I swore off of 'shrooms after that fiasco...

I'm still trying to figure out how you went those full 8 seconds.

Special "enhancement" pills I bought online from a member of the Nigerian royal family.

I can give you the hook-up to the dude if you like.