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[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Dirty stinking barsesess...WE HATES THEM

[Zagnorch]

My extended family is not having a Superbowl party for like the first time ever.

I say disown them.

Buncha commies who want the terrorists to win, each and every one of 'em.

[Zagnorch]

Sheesh. The 4th quarter's just started, and the NFC has already scored 52 points.

[SirPsycho]

The Pro Bowl can go suck it.

[blcklblskt]

I'm working during the Superbowl. 

[Zagnorch]

All righty, here's the 1st-quarter play-by-play of my Super Bowl sim:

49ers kick off to Baltimore 9, 1 yard return.


RAVENS POSSESSION @15:00

1-10 B10    3 Run
2-7 B13      2 Pass
3-5 B15      9 Pass
1-10 B24    8 Pass
2-2 B32      1 Run
3-1 B33    11 Pass
1-10 B44    9 Pass
2-1 S47      8 Pass
1-10 S39   -1 Sacked
2-11 S40   -1 Run
3-12 S41    1 Run
4-11 S40   Punt to SF 4, fair catch


49ERS POSSESSION @10:12

1-10 S4     2 Pass
2-8 S6       9 Run
1-10 S15   8 Pass
2-2 S23     3 Run
1-10 S26   2 Pass
2-8 S28     8 Pass
1-10 S36 10 Run
1-10 S46   9 Pass
2-1 B45     8 Pass
1-10 B37 10 Run
1-10 B27   9 Run
2-1 B18     8 Pass
1-10 B10  -3 Sacked
2-13 B13  11 Pass
3-2 B2        2 Pass, TOUCHDOWN

49ers 7, Ravens 0

Scoring drive: 96 yards, 8:36


SF kick to B31, 2 yard return

RAVENS POSSESSION, 1:36

1-10 B33    1 Run
2-9 B34    10 Pass
1-10 B44  19 Pass
1-10 S37    9 Pass

End of 1st quarter

Oh my goodness, what's gonna happen next?!

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

[nupoile]

I'm working during the Superbowl. 

The only people who should be working during the Superbowl are the people on the field.



......are you Colin Kaepernick?

[Zagnorch]

I'm working during the Superbowl. 

The only people who should be working during the Superbowl are the people on the field.



......are you Colin Kaepernick?

I seriously doubt Mr. Bliskt can afford all that ink.

[img width=512 height=341]http://blog.sfgate.com/cwnevius/files/2012/11/kaepernick1.jpg[/img]

I'm starting to wonder if Kaepernick might not be a member of the Yakuza...

Anyhoo: Here's the second-quarter play-by-play of my Super Bowl sim:

RAVENS POSSESSION

2-1    S28  -2 Sacked
3-2    S30   9 Pass
1-10  S21   9 Pass
2-1    S12   5 Run
1-10  S7     7 Pass, TOUCHDOWN

RAVENS 7, 49ERS 7


B Kick to SF 34, -1 yard return

49ERS POSSESSION @11:54

1-10   S33     9 Pass
2-1     S42     5 Run
1-10   S47     6 Run
2-4     B47   17 Run 
1-10   B30     7 Run
2-3     B23     8 Pass
1-10   B15     9 Run
2-1     B6       6 Pass, TOUCHDOWN

49ERS 14, RAVENS 7


SF Kickoff to B1, 14 yard return

RAVENS POSSESSION @8:00

1-10   B15    8 Pass
2-2     B23    8 Pass
1-10   B31    1 Pass
2-9     B32    8 Pass
3-1     B40  20 Pass
1-10   S40    0 Run
2-10   S40   -3 Sacked
3-13   S43   -1 Sacked
4-14   S44  Punt to SF 9, 2 yard return

49ERS POSSESSION @3:30

1-10   S11    2 Run
2-8     S13    5 Pass
3-3     S18  29 Pass
1-10   S47   -2 Run
2-11   S45   10 Pass
3-1     B45     4 Pass
1-10   B41     0 Run
2-10   B41   58-yard field goal attempt is good (58 yards? From Akers? A real stretch, I know)

49ERS 17, RAVENS 7 at halftime


Third quarter tomorrow...

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I'm working during the Superbowl. 

The only people who should be working during the Superbowl are the people on the field.



......are you Colin Kaepernick?

I do think it should be considered a paid holiday Stateside.

[Zagnorch]

All right, time for the third quarter sim:

B kickoff to SF end zone, touchback

49ERS POSSESSION

1-10    S20    3 Pass
2-7      S23    9 Pass
1-10    S32   -1 Run
2-11    S31  13 Pass
1-10    S44  10 Pass
1-10    B46    3 Pass
2-7      B43  12 Pass
1-10    B31  10 Pass
1-10    B21    9 Pass
2-1      B12    0 Run
3-1      B12   Inc. Pass
4-1      B12   29 yard field goal attempt is good

49ERS 20, RAVENS 7

SF kickoff to B34,  11 yard return

RAVENS POSSESSION @8:06

1-10   B45     4 Pass
2-6     B49     8 Pass
1-10   S43     0 Run
2-10   S43   10 Pass
1-10   S33     6 Pass
2-4     S27     8 Pass
1-10   S19   10 Pass
1-G     S9       8 Pass
2-G     S1       1 Run, Touchdown

49ERS 20, RAVENS 14

B Kickoff to SF10, 1 yard return

49ERS POSSESSION @4:12

1-10 S11   3 Pass
2-7   S14   1 Pass
3-6   S15  -3 Sacked
4-6   S12  Punt to B47, 11 yard return

RAVENS POSSESSION @2:12

1-10 S47    -3 Sacked
2-13   50   12 Run
3-1   S38    -2 Sacked
4-3   S40   Punt to end zone, touchback

49ERS POSSESSION @0:30

1-10   S20   12 Run

END OF THIRD QUARTER

49ERS 20, RAVENS 14

Fourth quarter tomorrow...
 

[Zagnorch]

All righty, here's the final quarter play-by-play action:

49ERS POSSESSION, CONTINUED:

1-10    S32     9 Pass
2-1      S41   10 Pass
1-10    B49   22 Pass
1-10    B27   11 Pass
1-10    B16   10 Run
1-G      B6       6 Run, Touchdown

49ERS 27, RAVENS 14

49ERS kickoff toB 32, 15 yard return


RAVENS POSSESSION @10:54

1-10  B47   9 Pass
2-1    S44  -2 Sacked
3-3    S46  22 Pass
1-10  S24  INTERCEPTED


49ERS POSSESSION @8:48

1-10  S25   -1 Run
2-11  S24   11 Run
1-10  S35     2 Run
2-8    S37    INTERCEPTED


RAVENS POSSESSION @7:24

1-10  S37    -1 Sacked
2-11  S38   10 Run
3-1    S28   -3 Sacked
4-4    S31    9 Pass
1-10  S22    8 Pass
2-2    S14   -3 Sacked
3-5    S17   -3 Sacked
4-8    S20   5 Pass, turned over on downs


49ERS POSSESSION @4:00

1-10  S15   9 Run
2-1    S24   3 Pass
1-10  S27  12 Run
1-10  S39   -1 Run
2-11  S38  29 Pass
1-10  B31    4 Pass
2-6    B27    9 Pass

END OF GAME

FINAL: 49ERS 27, RAVENS 14

...and there you have it.

Now let's find out how it really goes...

[nupoile]

All righty, here's the final quarter play-by-play action:
.....
49ERS POSSESSION @4:00

1-10  S15   9 Run
2-1    S24   3 Pass
1-10  S27  12 Run
1-10  S39   -1 Run
2-11  S38  29 Pass
1-10  B31    4 Pass
2-6    B27    9 Pass

END OF GAME

FINAL: 49ERS 27, RAVENS 14

Well, I can say for certain the Niners aren't going to pass four times on their final possession with under four minutes to go and up by 2 scores. And they finish with 3 pass plays....

I think you need to have your sim checked out.

[Zagnorch]

All righty, here's the final quarter play-by-play action:
.....
49ERS POSSESSION @4:00

1-10  S15   9 Run
2-1    S24   3 Pass
1-10  S27  12 Run
1-10  S39   -1 Run
2-11  S38  29 Pass
1-10  B31    4 Pass
2-6    B27    9 Pass

END OF GAME

FINAL: 49ERS 27, RAVENS 14

Well, I can say for certain the Niners aren't going to pass four times on their final possession with under four minutes to go and up by 2 scores. And they finish with 3 pass plays....

I think you need to have your sim checked out.

Wait, you actually took it seriously?

The hell is wrong with you?

Well, besides bein' smelly... 

[Shadow Kisuragi]

According to the EA simulation, the Baltimore Ravens will win their second Super Bowl in franchise history by beating the San Francisco 49ers by a score of 27-24.

[RetroRage]

I have a bad feeling this is gonna be a blow out.  I don't think the Ravens are ready for the read option.