When you try to take a leak, but it goes in two directions at the same time. Don't deny it. You know what I'm talking about
God I hate forked piss.
Sticking with the bathroom theme...
People who try to talk to you when you're trying to take piss, guys aren't suppose to talk in the bathroom.
People who don't correct them selves when they piss on the tall seat.
(Now leaving the bathroom theme.)
People who bitch you out for the kind of music you listen to.