Small annoyances that really piss you off

[Sauza12]

People telling me how f***ing important it is to vote.  I get it.  Leave me alone.

People who stand by a qoute and act as if it were handed down by God i.e.  No blood for oil, and People died for you to have the right to vote (technically they also died so I could own and beat a slave too.  Stop over simplifying things you mind-numbing cretin).

Notice that my bitches have a certain theme about them.

[Zimbacca]

People who put up christmas decorations in October, or leave them up all year.

[den68]

People telling me how f***ing important it is to vote.  I get it.  Leave me alone.

People who stand by a qoute and act as if it were handed down by God i.e.  No blood for oil, and People died for you to have the right to vote (technically they also died so I could own and beat a slave too.  Stop over simplifying things you mind-numbing cretin).

Notice that my bitches have a certain theme about them.

somebody doesn't want to vote and is having a guilty conscience about it.

[Izret101]

I think more of a racial theme is going on if i remember his previous rant .

People who wear dog collars and spikes and black lace sleeves and expect not to have people stare at them. It is especially bad when they are obese and uncleanly slobs.
On the opposite end girls who dress like sluts and then expect people not to stare at them. Again obese disgusting looking ones are the worst.
With the fat people you look for a second get disgusted look away then wonder why someone would want to call that much attention to themselves.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

People who say I look like Orlando Bloom.
Orlando Bloom.
Barbera Streisand.
Anything with the name Fonda.
Michael Moore (he's on my hit list)
Small undead children in movies. (and real life)
Algebra
Stealth Missions where if you get seen you lose.
And on and on and on.

[Lord Nepenthean]

Sauza's quote thing made me think of another.

I hate hate hate it when people send out stupid ten question personality tests via e-mail that supposedly can tell me my entire life destiny based solely upon how loudly I laugh, what position I sleep in, and if I wipe my butt standing up or sitting down.  If I ever find the people who write these things, I'll make sure they get pushed off of a cliff.

EDIT:  The connection to the quote thing was that these are often the same people that live by stupid little sayings taken entirely out of context.  This is of course annoying as hell too.

[Zimbacca]

Escort missions.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Amen!

Commies.
Small yapping dogs.
Equilateral triangles.
Small yapping dogs poop.
Turks. (it's a greek thang)

[Odonadon]

People who think that smoking weed and drinking alcohol aren't cool.
Republicans (more of a big annoyance, really)
Innocent people dying (ie. War)
People so heavy that they have to use the motorized scooters at Walmart
Perfectly healthy looking people who use the motorized scooters at Walmart
Walmart
People who "HAVE to own a gun because it's my right to".  So what.  It's your right to soak in a bathtub of urine and whale semen.  Go do that.
Microsoft
Smokers (except weed)
Expensive hookers
Difficult video games (pretty much all of them.... to me)
Corrupt politicians (is there another kind?)
Receipts - sure, for expensive stuff they're really nice to have.  But come on, do I need a receipt for every pack of gum or every bottle of coke I buy?
Reality shows (except Apprentice and Joe Schmoe)
No matter how powerful my PC is, it's ALWAYS too slow to play the latest and greatest game
Testicles (who's with me guys?)

OD

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Canadians

And the green thing I just discovered floating in my beverage.

[Sauza12]

Non-smokers who want me to get into a rocket and leave the Earth to have a cigarette (I don't mind going outside and staying away from you while I smoke, but if you come where I am and bitch to me about it, screw you)
Gamestop
Panera's that run out of plain bagels by 10:00 am
People that sit right next to you when there is a seat on the other side of the couch
Twisted controller cords
The tags on the back of shirts


@Den, I had every intention of voting yesterday (and I did), but I swear to God I got at least 20 phone calls from people yesterday, as well as people from the office reminding me to vote.  It was soooo annoying

[sinning.dragon]

This bitch librarian that keeps telling me I have to get off the computer because it is "research only". Yes, I can read the sign and yes, I choose to ignore it.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Inside out socks.
French People.
People who think the French matter.
The smell of burning bugs.
Slobby dogs.
Scrappy.

[sinning.dragon]

People who don't think the French matter. : )

[Odonadon]

People who find people annoying simply because of the country they are from or the language they speak.
Indigestion after having a bowl of chilli for breakfast.
Cartoons that aren''t funny.
Sitcoms that aren't funny.
Being woken up at 3am on a weekday by a wrong number.

OD