I told this girl who has been stalking me that she should be bulimic.

[Shimra]

So, am I going to hell here? I was never friends with her, we somewhat talked freshman year but we were never friends and that was obvious, but now at the beginning of college she somehow has my phone number and sn and is always texting me and iming me and trying to hang out over the break even though I make it obvious that it is really annoying me. Sooo... tonight I showed her who's boss.

Her (6:00:40 PM): im female
Her (6:01:16 PM): im def gettin the eagle
Her (6:01:22 PM): as soon as i cut some more wieght
Notyou2188 (6:01:35 PM): definitely
Her (6:01:45 PM): im thinkin a month
Notyou2188 (6:01:52 PM): I hear tapeworms, anorexia and bulimia help when it comes to cutting weight
Her (6:01:58 PM): lol
Her (6:01:59 PM): or
Her (6:02:05 PM): eating right and going to gym everyday
Her (6:02:07 PM): lol
Notyou2188 (6:02:57 PM): not as easy
Notyou2188 (6:03:08 PM): just shove your fist as far down your throat as possible
Her (6:03:10 PM): i just need to lose and tone a lil
Her (6:03:13 PM): fuck that
Notyou2188 (6:03:15 PM): do it
Her (6:03:16 PM): i don do that shit
Notyou2188 (6:03:18 PM): it's awesome
Notyou2188 (6:03:23 PM): you should try it
Her (6:03:24 PM): u need to be smacked
Her (6:03:47 PM): lol
Her (6:04:04 PM): whats wrong with u anyways
Notyou2188 (6:04:11 PM): nah you should just shove your fist as far down your throat as possible and barf up everything you eat
Her (6:04:25 PM): nah
Her (6:04:32 PM): im not going for malnutrition
Notyou2188 (6:04:47 PM): it isn't malnutrition, it's fucking awesome and easy
Notyou2188 (6:04:49 PM): you should try it
Notyou2188 (6:04:59 PM): the only drawback is you bruise your knuckles
Her (6:04:59 PM): no
Her (6:05:00 PM): kevin
Her (6:05:04 PM): shut up
Notyou2188 (6:05:47 PM): you should be bulimic
Notyou2188 (6:05:50 PM): it's fucking sweet
Notyou2188 (6:05:52 PM): jon agrees
Her (6:06:02 PM): idc what he thinks
Her (6:06:06 PM): i care what i think
Her (6:06:08 PM): and thats about it
Notyou2188 (6:06:11 PM): you should do it
Notyou2188 (6:06:15 PM): it's fucking awesome
Notyou2188 (6:06:16 PM): and easy
Her (6:06:20 PM): wtf is ur problem
Notyou2188 (6:06:27 PM): huh?
Notyou2188 (6:06:29 PM): what do you mean?
Her (6:06:34 PM): nothing
Notyou2188 (6:06:56 PM): you just said you need to cut weight and tone up so i gave you an awesome idea
Notyou2188 (6:06:59 PM): nothing wrong there
Her (6:07:05 PM): thats not awesome
Notyou2188 (6:07:11 PM): ?
Notyou2188 (6:07:26 PM): what do you mean?
Her (6:09:27 PM): ur bein wierd i'll ttyl

Personally, I think she was out of line. All I did was give her an awesome idea and she got pissed at me.

[TraderJake]

She can't spell. She isn't worth it.

[phoenix1967]

If you don't want to be around her, then don't reply to her. Don't answer the phone. Don't text back. Don't email back. All you're doing now is giving her hope and she probably thinks of you as at least a friend. Cut all ties, man...

Worst case get a restraining order.

That is all.

[Three]

Get her to suck your dick, then don't talk to her for a week.

Then when she asks whats going on, just tell her that you wanted a dick sucking, and nothing more.  A slap in the face like that should do it.  Plus you get your dick sucked.

[den68]

wow. you must be a big hit with the ladies.

[Three]

I'm not doing to bad right now.

[Arrrhalomynn]

Great chatlog!

[hXd]

That's absolutely awful.

[Shimra]

Yes, yes it is. I've done worse though so ehh. And Kreso's idea is pretty amazing.

[ganonbanned]

is this that retarded girl that was supposedly stalking you a few months ago?  or was that leon?

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I was stalking him for awhile, yes.

[ganonbanned]

No, somebody was being stalked by a retarded girl, I remember it,  and I couldn't remember if it was shimra or leon...they were going to take a picture and they never did.

[Shimra]

Not me. Oh yeah now something else weird is going on. My friend Jose told me to tell this girl to give me crack on im, so I did, and she got really pissed. I felt bad and apologized, and after talking she like told me all her problems and has been asking me for advice. What's really weird is a bunch of friends do this to me as well. Except this is some random chic I've never met and she doesn't know who I am.

But yeah Leon was stalking me for a while. It was actually kinda cool for a while.