A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts... Part 6

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I don't know if I'm older, more jaded, or what, but I find myself bored by the internet these days.

[Razor Knuckles]

Maybe this will catch your attention, if only for a few minutes

http://www.poopsenders.com/

[Shadow Kisuragi]

I don't know if I'm older, more jaded, or what, but I find myself bored by the internet these days.

Go home Leon. You're sober.

[SirPsycho]

No occifer I don't have any blood in my alcohol system.

My parents cancelled their internet, so when I was home the only thing I could browse with was my phone. My big monitor looks so much different and better now.

[Razor Knuckles]

^ My parents don't even know how to use a computer. And the internet itself would blow their mind. Oh and cell phones too.

Needless to say my parents were pretty old when I was born. Their as old as Dinosaurs now.

Lets just say my Mom was 38 when I was born. I'm 24 now, you do the math...

[Zagnorch]

Go home Leon. You're sober.

Who knew that was even possible.

Anyhew, it appears a couple Saturnian moons have caught the Pac-Man fever:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...ience-space/#.ULVlgmfh1VU

My fave quote from this article:

"The Saturn system — and even the Jupiter system — could turn out to be a veritable arcade of these characters."

Tell that to Sega, pal.


BTW One of 'em (Mimas) is a real-life Death Star:

[img width=300 height=300]http://nineplanets.org/moons/Mimas.jpg[/img]
That's no moon-- hey, wait.

[Razor Knuckles]

All planets suck, except Earth. OK well Terra, Sol System is cool by me. I imagine it's a beautiful place.

Hey, the United States hates planets so much that they were considering nuking the moon (As in blowing it up) during the cold war just to prove the Soviets a point that we mean business.

Well needless to say scientists told the government what would happen, apparently the moon is why this planet functions as it does and without it were screwed.

[Izret101]

We have nuked the moon.
It was within the last few years. Why does no one remember?

Awesome article Zag

[NES_Rules]

Lets just say my Mom was 38 when I was born. I'm 24 now, you do the math...

That's weird, my mom was the same age when she had me, and I'm the same age as you.
But, my mom is rather good with the computer and is online a lot (though mostly playing slot machines on Facebook).

[Razor Knuckles]

^ The closest thing my mother remembers that even resembles a computer is a electronic typewriter.

My parents don't want to move on from there. Their stuck in the past.

Maybe your parents can teach mine the basics of modern technology. Hell, I can't do it, and I've tried. I feel weird myself leaving a message on their answering machine.  

[SirPsycho]

I'm the odd man out, well kinda. My dad was 35 when I was born and my mom was 23. I'm 23 now, will I continue the tradition and end up with a smokin' hot MILF?

[Izret101]

Because i just noticed Razor Knuckles sig

[SirPsycho]

This is how I tell people I work for the government.

[img width=700 height=933]http://blog.heartland.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ronswanson.jpg[/img]

[Zagnorch]

All planets suck, except Earth.

An old friend of mine had a saying:

"Earth doesn't actually have gravity, it just really sucks."

Truer words have yet to be spoken.

OK well Terra, Sol System is cool by me. I imagine it's a beautiful place.

Hey, only I am allowed to imagine it!

Besides, I have enough voices in my head.

Hey, the United States hates planets so much that they were considering nuking the moon (As in blowing it up) during the cold war just to prove the Soviets a point that we mean business.

Replace "the Soviets" with "Dr. Evil," and...

[NES_Rules]

I'm the odd man out, well kinda. My dad was 35 when I was born and my mom was 23. I'm 23 now, will I continue the tradition and end up with a smokin' hot MILF?

Are you saying your mom is a smokin' hot MILF?
Or that your future wife is in what 8th grade right now?