A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts... Part 6

[ganonbanned]

I told my parents my theory, They thinks im nuts.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

You're not nuts, it's just stupid. Which is the problem with most whacked out theories. If you actually knew anything about the world and history you could create something interestingly sane.

[TraderJake]

Once again, you haven't taken your Abilify yet, have you?

[ganonbanned]

“Kris Kringle, under the high court of the north pole, you are arrested under the charges of brutal rape and murder of 8 reindeer, Along with possession of schedule 1 psychoactive recreational drugs.” Shouted the Elvin judge, who was decked in red and green. It was Christmas time, but there were not going to be any presents this year, and the reindeer had already received theirs.


The court broke out in rage and disgust, the media had turned the image of the north pole from a happy place to a land of crooks and liars. People were crying, some were screaming in anger, an elf law enforcer was putting old ‘clause in hand cuffs and was about to haul him off. The family of the reindeer that had been mercilessly slaughtered were now weeping tears of joy. All of the sudden, There was a pound on the door. It scared every being in the room, elf, reindeer, even Mrs. Clause. The whole room fell to a dead silence as the door was kicked down.


A man walked through, He was of a muscular build, had thick sunglasses, and had a buzz-cut style haircut. He had loud black boots, a tight, black muscle shirt, and was wearing camouflage shorts. He walked down the center of the court with an ar15 assault rifle in his hand, holding it in a perfect vertical line with one hand. In a quick action, he loaded the pump-action gun, and pointed it at the elf-enforcer.


“HAND OVER THE WHITE-BEARDED MAN” he roared, with a noticeable Ukrainian-Austrian mixed accent. It echoed, and the brave little elf muttered “No.” The man, who was now holding the gun with 2 hands, slowly walked toward the elf. He was now 3 feet away from him, and was a good 2 heads taller than the elf. “I said, HAND OVER THE CLAUSE.” the European man hissed. The Elf repeated his former answer, and the man stuck the gun in his face.


This elf, whose name was jingles, really had no purpose in life. Unlike another rebel he met, he didn’t have intentions on making use of his life and becoming a dentist. Since the least-important job in this part of the world was law enforcement, he figured that it’d be easy. It was, he very rarely had to deal with anything, except for some under-age reindeer smuggling booze into a party in a cave. He had no meaning of life, and screamed very thunderously “NO!” Again. This time, he was doing it just to make a statement.


Within the next seconds, 50 shots were unleashed into his face. A riot started in the court room, reindeer trampled over elves struggling to get out, as the man unleashed a few rounds into the crowd. Santa clause was sitting in a corner on the floor, laughing violently. “HOHOHO”. Above, a ceiling window crashed. Glass covered the floors, and a ninja came dropping in. He waved his hand in the face of the man, and wrapped his leg around the back of the man’s knee. He grabbed his gun and whipped it across the court room. The ninja then walked over to over to the clause, threw him over his back, and cast a gatling gun into the window he came through. He Than took Santa to Russia, where he was held captive for years by soviets and forced to give up information of what he saw in world leader’s houses.


BTW, what ever happened to tynstar?

[TraderJake]

Real life issues to deal with right now. He'll be back.

[ganonbanned]

I hope so.

[Sirgin]

I told my parents my theory, They thinks im nuts.

It kind of....is

[splitaccount]

I saw Iron Maiden last night in Split.  20,000 people were in attendance.  It was bar none the most amazing concert I have ever been to.

[Mr. Ksoft]

I just played a few seconds of Super Mario World music on my computer's internal bleeper. 

[logical123]

I told my parents my theory, They thinks im nuts.

It kind of....is

Awww... Be nice to Gannon. I actually think his theory is kinda cool.

I just played a few seconds of Super Mario World music on my computer's internal bleeper. 

Please elaborate on how you did this!!!

Oh yeah, I'm gonna be back in Chicago tommorow.

[Feechy]

How's the virtual boy Rob?

[logical123]

How's the virtual boy Rob?

Tis be AWESOME (Crossing). LULZ!!! 

[Feechy]

So... GADS! The AVGN that everyone worships is wrong?! I don' really like him though, armake21 and urinatingtree are my favorite reviewers.

[Sirgin]

So... GADS! The AVGN that everyone worships is wrong?! I don' really like him though, armake21 and urinatingtree are my favorite reviewers.

I can only imagine how he's like 

[Feechy]

Foreshadow time!... Ah to Hell with it.