A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts... Part 6

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Marky Mark starring as Max Payne. Lame.

Holy crap, a Max Payne movie will be a travesty. The games are SO cinematic...pisses me off.

[TraderJake]

Hello World.

[Hydrobond]

Hello World.

n00b.

[James]

I went to the pub tonight. Nothing untoward happened, which is unusual. But now I feel stupidly happy. I've had a big grin on my face for most of the time I've been home. I'm warm but it isn't stuffy, there's no one else home, nothing is worrying me.

Awesome!

[TraderJake]

Hello World.

n00b.

lulz

[Barracuda]

print "Hello, world!\n";

perl = evil 

[TraderJake]

I hope the Black Perl does not see that.

[St0rmTK421]

perl is your friend....

[TraderJake]

Also

<?php
echo 'Hello World';
die('Screw this world');
?>

[NES_Rules]

I had an interesting drive home. As I went through an intersection (I had the green light) an idiot coming down the other street turned right on red (didn't stop, or slow down much) in front of me. As I was only maybe 100 feet from him, I caught up to him as he accelerated, but when I got about 2 car lengths from him, he slams on the breaks. So I turn on my bright lights. He stops again. The passenger gets out starts coming towards me, so I just went around them, but the asshole smacked the side of my truck with his hand as I went around. Which definitely hurt my truck a whole lot more than his hand

[TraderJake]

That's just God punishing all the residents of Mahoning County for voting for Hillary.

[Hydrobond]

Also

<?php
print 'Hello World';
?>

Simplified that for ya. ;-)

[Barracuda]

perl is your friend....

Perl was my worst programming language when I was in tech school.

[TraderJake]

The collection tools, main search, and getinfo page are in perl, but as long as you love PHP...

//At Eddie

* TraderJake runs away.

[James]

My coding skills go as far as not remembering any VBasic.

Private Sub lblMessage
IF car = cemented
THEN "BSOD"
End IF
End Sub

In other words, the car is covered in cement because some knobby cement mixer was leaking last week. I had the bright idea of using 1200 wet and dry then TCut to remove the subsequent scratches. So far it's taken about an hour to get a square foot cleared. It's looking better, though. It's only splatters, so it could be worse. We could have been the car in front which got completely covered.