At least i only have to work 14 hours today.
I'm glad I don't live in the real world.
Ten minutes after the stadium gates opened today someone had a right go at our patch manager because we were being slow, even though "It's not their [me et al] fault". So we did things differently and amazingly all went well. At half time everyone had their drinks after ten minutes, leaving five minutes for them all to finish them and squeeze another round in. It helped that we didn't run out of the favourite beer just before half time.
I also got to take loads of skanky stadium-pies home because too many were cooked.