What are you drinking right now?

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Arrowhead sparkling water with lemon "essence"... whatever the hell THAT means.

[CodysGameRoom]

Red Bull with ibuprofen.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Frozen Mountain Dew Baja Blast fountain drink I got from Taco Bell yesterday and put in the freezer when I got home.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Safeway Signature Select key lime flavored sparkling water beverage.

Been drinking this and other flavors as a fairly solid soda substitute.

[shaggy]

Does ice cream count?

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Does ice cream count?

Maybe in shake form?

ANYway, I'm in the middle of a bottle of Mineragua sparkling water. It's got big honkin' bubbles, lemme tell ya.

[shaggy]

Does ice cream count?

Maybe in shake form?

ANYway, I'm in the middle of a bottle of Mineragua sparkling water. It's got big honkin' bubbles, lemme tell ya.

OMG, I though that said big honkin' boobs. 

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Does ice cream count?

Maybe in shake form?

ANYway, I'm in the middle of a bottle of Mineragua sparkling water. It's got big honkin' bubbles, lemme tell ya.

OMG, I though that said big honkin' boobs. 

I'm not the least bit surprised.

[shaggy]

Does ice cream count?

Maybe in shake form?

ANYway, I'm in the middle of a bottle of Mineragua sparkling water. It's got big honkin' bubbles, lemme tell ya.

OMG, I though that said big honkin' boobs. 

I'm not the least bit surprised.

Yes, I like big boobs and I cannot lie.

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Freshly-squoze faucet juice.

[shaggy]

Freshly-squoze faucet juice.

Are you trying to sexualize drinking water?

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Freshly-squoze faucet juice.

Are you trying to sexualize drinking water?

No, I'm talking about tap water, you freaking pervert.

For God's sake, get your brain out of the gutter!

[shaggy]

Freshly-squoze faucet juice.

Are you trying to sexualize drinking water?

No, I'm talking about tap water, you freaking pervert.

For God's sake, get your brain out of the gutter!

Drinking water is tap water...

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Freshly-squoze faucet juice.

Are you trying to sexualize drinking water?

No, I'm talking about tap water, you freaking pervert.

For God's sake, get your brain out of the gutter!

Drinking water is tap water...

Agree to disagree.

ANYhew, I just finished off a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar that I picked up from Teh Bell. It was just $1 during their Happier Hours (2-5 PM). Well, actually it started as a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze slushy thing, but after I drained that, I refilled the cup with Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero sugar. 'Cuz hey, free refills and stuff.

I also took advantage of a $1 chicken quesadilla app coupon. I mean, can you believe those things usually go for $5.99 each? That's highway robbery if you ask me. I mean, it was good, but not $5.99 good.

Hey, does the hot sauce count as a beverage? If so, I used like ten of those bad boys. And even then, I still had about ten more of them left. Guess I'll just toss 'em into the glove compartment of pop's Ford Escape for next time-- oh wait, the Escape is in the shop, and we're currently riding around in a Kia rental from Enterprise. You know, the rental company founded by a guy who served aboard the Enterprise CV-6 in WW2? Watch the Battle 360 mini-series on the History Channel's official YouTube page, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Anyway, the new rental is some sorta crossover/SUV hatchback dealie. I really like its extra leg room in the front passenger seat compared to the Escape, but opening the hatchback part is a bit of a pain. BTW dad's usual ride is in the shop 'cuz the transmission is slipping and needs to be replaced. We're talking a bill of over $7000, for a vehicle that's been driven just a little over five years. Crazy, right?

If there are any other boomeresque 1st-world-problems you want me to go on and on about incessantly, please let me know and I'll be more than happy to oblige you...


-'Late

[Zagnorch P. Welinskivich II, Esq.]

Safeway Signature Select wild cherry-flavored sparkling water beverage... with other natural flavors. Whatever the hell THAT means.