Why all teh chics are at my house? You go ahead and hang out with all the guys.
I married the most beautiful woman in the world and, that frees me up to enjoy my manhood as I see fit.
I reach for a beer not a kleenex when I sit down to watch TV.
I'm J/K though, actually I feel sorry for you, that much estrogen on your movie shelves must shrink your nuts a bit when you walk into the room.
hehehe I'm a bastard and it's true.