A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts.. Part 5

[TraderJake]

I was going to say something in French, but then I realized that it's been over six years since I stopped taking French. Pardonnez-moi.

[Tan]

Whoever thought that France would be the country talking about going to War with Iran? Strange, strange times we are living in.

France may seem pussy, and their record over last few wars has been shaky, but they still have the Foreign Legion and once upon a time were pretty hardcore about war and total domination.

Did you learn that from Total War?

I am fine. Only hurts if I move my toe.

Suck it up puss.

The correct term would be "Walk it off, pussy". Even more apt given the situation.

Well I figured he'd have a big pout on his face as he went to the doctor, so my suggestion was to suck it up before he tripped on it, breaking yet another toe.

[Three]

I set TraderJake on fire last night..... It was hot.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

^^confirmed

[Barracuda]

Another day.

[James]

I just bought a nice bunch of flowers for my ex-boss to show I appreciate the hard work and support she has given over the two years I've been there. The florist was very helpful in choosing something for just over £10. It may not have been an extravagant bunch but it was nice enough to not be pathetic.

I went into work to give it to her. She was shocked and embarrassed but very happy about it. I even let her hug me.  We had a quick discussion about her future. She wants to get some funding to lease the kitchen out for outside work and if she does get it, she will definitely want to employ me and my friend who works with me. Then she said she had been doing references for people's next jobs and my friend's and mine were the two different ones because we're better than all the others. She's always been going on about not having any favourites and treating everyone equally but we knew it was bullshit.

[Tynstar]

ohhhhh how sweet of you.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

I just bought a nice bunch of flowers for my ex-boss to show I appreciate the hard work and support she has given over the two years I've been there. The florist was very helpful in choosing something for just over £10. It may not have been an extravagant bunch but it was nice enough to not be pathetic.

I went into work to give it to her. She was shocked and embarrassed but very happy about it. I even let her hug me.  We had a quick discussion about her future. She wants to get some funding to lease the kitchen out for outside work and if she does get it, she will definitely want to employ me and my friend who works with me. Then she said she had been doing references for people's next jobs and my friend's and mine were the two different ones because we're better than all the others. She's always been going on about not having any favourites and treating everyone equally but we knew it was bullshit.

You should bang her.

[ganonbanned]

pee in her butt.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Fuck, I just noticed somebody broke into my car.

Stereo's gone...

[Tynstar]

Fuck, I just noticed somebody broke into my car.

Stereo's gone...

It is 9000's fault!

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

No, it would be over 9000's fault.

[ganonbanned]

my mom snapped my resident evil 4 disk, its because I wouldnt turn it off and turned the sound all the way up while everyone else was eating.  goes to show how fucking screwed up my life is.

[Hydrobond]

So you are a total ass to your family and you are surprised at what your mother did?  Cry me a fucking river kid.

[Tondog]

Indeed. Would you like some cheese to go with your whine?