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« on: April 04, 2006, 07:40:14 PM »
what do eureka vacums and viagra have in common.......they give you the power of a upright in the palm of your hand.
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 07:51:12 AM »
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what do eureka vacums and viagra have in common.......they give you the power of a upright in the palm of your hand.



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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 11:45:24 AM »
What does eating an old woman taste like?









Depends...
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2006, 06:43:30 AM »
So this John Kerry walks into a bar and says, "Why the long face?"

So this guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer, but the bartender gives him water, instead.

Yup, it's stupid-funny, as far as I'm concerned.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2006, 11:49:50 AM »
Three monks walk into a bar, one ducks.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2006, 01:24:31 PM »
How does every racist joke start?






































With a look over the shoulder
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2006, 02:27:17 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2006, 06:59:12 PM »
Dude, I'm not racist.  I own a color TV.




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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2006, 09:49:13 AM »
A Jewish guy goes to a pornshop in Isreal,ask the clerk is he has blow up dolls.

The clerk answers yes we have them,which one would you like? The Jewish one that you have to blow up yourself or a Palestinian one who blows herself up!?
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2006, 04:25:14 PM »
A preist and a rabbi were walking down the street and saw a young boy.  

The preist asked "You want to F@ck him?".  

Rabbi replied "F@ck him out of what?"
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 05:45:56 AM »
This is one for people who speak Dutch and English...

There's a meeting between the president of the US and the prime minister of the Netherlands.

US President:  So what do you do in your spare time?
Dutch Minister:  I fok horses.
US President:  Pardon?
Dutch Minister:  Yes! Paarden!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 08:55:33 AM »
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This is one for people who speak Dutch and English...

There's a meeting between the president of the US and the prime minister of the Netherlands.

US President:  So what do you do in your spare time?
Dutch Minister:  I fok horses.
US President:  Pardon?
Dutch Minister:  Yes! Paarden!!



Heheh that was a good one! laugh
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 12:37:16 PM »
How do you make paper dolls?
screw an old bag

How do you get a witch pregnant?
fuck her

Two perverts were sitting on a park bench reminiscing.  One says to the other, "I remember once having an 11 year old with the body of a 7 year old"

Why did the pervert cross the road?
his dick was stuck in the chicken
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 09:25:21 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2006, 05:29:20 AM »
What's the difference between a cow and a sheep?
To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a duck?
A slice of soup about this color.
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