joke thread ???

[Izret101]

What's the difference between a cow and a sheep?
To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a duck?
A slice of soup about this color.

Are you trippin balls?

[Cham Zord]

Nope. Surreal humor is the absolute greatest type of humor known to man.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Yes it isn't.

[Tynstar]

That was humor? I was just confused. But that was the point right?

[Cham Zord]

Meh, some people find humor in things like: A man walks into the doctor with an eleven-inch railroad spike protruding from his forehead. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asks, to which the man replies, "I have a railroad spike in my forehead."

Others don't. Its technical term is anti-humor, where the narrative is set up to be a real joke, but is finished with a serious ending. The humor comes from the fact that the reader didn't get what he or she expected.

[Tynstar]

Is the point of Surreal humor to confuse people?

[Cham Zord]

The point of surreal humor is to derive humor from the awkward juxtaposition of words that have little or no relation to each other. It's based on randomness.

[NationalGameDepot]

2 blonds and a Cham Zord walk into a forum.  The Cham Zord started telliing jokes and laughing histerically.  The 2 blondes look at each other and say  "we don't get it?"  The Cham Zord looks confused and tries to explain, but to no avail.  

This story has been based on actually events.  Cham Zord was was played by himself, and the 2 blondes were played by all other forum members
~~NGD

[Tynstar]

2 blonds and a Cham Zord walk into a forum.  The Cham Zord started telliing jokes and laughing histerically.  The 2 blondes look at each other and say  "we don't get it?"  The Cham Zord looks confused and tries to explain, but to no avail.  

This story has been based on actually events.  Cham Zord was was played by himself, and the 2 blondes were played by all other forum members
~~NGD

:-[ :-/

[Cham Zord]

2 blonds and a Cham Zord walk into a forum.  The Cham Zord started telliing jokes and laughing histerically.  The 2 blondes look at each other and say  "we don't get it?"  The Cham Zord looks confused and tries to explain, but to no avail.  

This story has been based on actually events.  Cham Zord was was played by himself, and the 2 blondes were played by all other forum members
~~NGD

I give kudos to that joke.

[Izret101]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet now."

[SFS]

butt secks

[NES-a-holic]

What the difference between a dumb blond and a toothbrush??
































You don't lend out ya toothbrush to your friends!

[Speedy_NES]

Heheh, there's a lot of dumb blonde jokes

When a blond and a brunette want to jump off the roof of a building to commit suicide, which one lands on the ground first?





























The brunette, because the blond needs to ask for directions.


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Why does a blond have curtains on her monitor?










































So that she can open Windows.  

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Why does a blond keep the door open when she goes to the bathroom?















































So that nobody can peek through the keyhole....

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Why does a blond take a flashlight with her to bed?






































So that she can check whether the light is out

[Rejinx]

What is the diffrence between a brunette and the trash?




The trash gets taken out once a week :ownedsign:
( I think these are more funny when spoken)