Cherry Pie is one of the worst songs ever.
Blasphemy. From the Book of Lane 23:1-5
1: And lo the lord did sayeth, "Mock not thine gifts of Warrant for it is pure and good and of the one true God"
2: The people did recieve thier gifts and did exclaim there boisterous joy to the Heavens. The Lord your God is a giving God and a loving God. Amen
3: When the fourth son of Hezichiah whom begat Sicses, whom begat Vanistlav, whom begat Malmsteen cursed the name of Warrant, The Lord, your God, did smote him.
4: Did exclaim the Lord "From my love dids't this baked fruit filled pastry come and thou shall not mock it. It is my Cherry Pie being as a refreshing drink from a spring, begat from a pleasurable accidental discovery"
5: And the people did rejoice as it was so good it brought a tear to the eyes of even the mightiest of warriors.