Jesus.  I had my speakers up really loud, came to this thread, and about jumped out of my chair.  That scared the crap outta me.
LOL
I hope you dont have a heart problem like Arrs Grandma. That would be detrimental.
I decided to do a little search on LSD to make fun of Dan somehow but this is so much better. I suggest everyone goes here and reads it. It is a test supposedly done by a government in the 50's. One of the funniest things i have read in a long time actually.
http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/html/acidtrip1.html