Invent Terrible Game Titles

[bickman2k]

Introducing a new Turok game with soundtrack by AC/DC:

For Those About Turok

(FIRE!)

Well done, sir!

L. Frank Baum crosses over with 80s cartoons with "Lion-O, Tygra, and Ro-Bears, Oh My!"

Jiminy Cricket Cricket 2015

And then the others...

Grass Growing Simulator 2015

You know that Grass Simulator is in early access right now don't you?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/331200/

That very easily could have been a very different game. Sponsored by Funyuns...

[Zagnorch]

Introducing a new Turok game with soundtrack by AC/DC:

For Those About Turok

(FIRE!)

Well done, sir!

Errr... you meant, "we salute you," right? It was such an obvious set-up...

In other news, RF Generation Homebrew Games Inc. rolls out their first release for the Dreamcast:

Bickman 2K1

[SirPsycho]

NFL Bickman Blitz 2000

[Mike Leon]

“We have a problem,” the customer says. “I was in here last week and bought my son a game, and today I find out it has porn in it.”
“Seriously? What game was it?”
“I have it right here.” The customer produces a plastic Gamestop bag from her purse, which is tightly wrapped around a CD case. She begins to unwrap it in front of them. “I couldn’t believe my eyes. These things are supposed to be for kids.”
The game she pulls from the plastic is called Chainsawdomy 6: Woodchipper Infanticide. Jordan recognizes it right away. A woman in Napa county said the last game in the series gave her the idea to tie her two young children up and drive over them with a combine harvester before leaving her husband for a man she met online. Unfortunately for the children, but fortunately for the police investigators, the huge farm implement did not dispose of the bodies nearly as effectively as the game depicted.
“Uh, maam,” Bruce says. “You bought Chainsawdomy 6 for a kid?”
“I didn’t know what was in it!”
“I mean, not to be rude or anything, but it’s rated M and it has a picture of a baby being drawn and quartered with riding lawnmowers on the cover.”
“It shows a woman’s breasts.”
“Okay?”
“My son saw a woman’s breasts in that game. He’s eleven for God’s sake!”

[Shadow Kisuragi]

I'm sure this is the source for that...
http://www.foxnews.com/st...rn-pops-up-on-madden-nfl/

Incidentally, Fox News felt this was a story worth posting on the front page:
http://video.foxnews.com/...p=obnetwork#sp=show-clips

[Mike Leon]

It looks like the porn ended up in the Madden case by some mistake. I wonder how that happened?

[Shadow Kisuragi]

"Purchased by his Uncle from Circuit City."
"Still factory sealed."
"Utah."

We actually had a discussion about this when it occurred. I work with the Mastering Lab folks, and the only way it could've been factory sealed that way would've been someone replaced the disk on the factory line - otherwise, it was resealed, and most consumers don't know the difference between a reseal and a factory seal.

[Mike Leon]

That's what I figured. Somebody on the factory line made a funny.

[Mike Leon]

For anyone who might be interested, the book is out now and a few of the titles from this thread made it into the final edition. I don't remember which exactly. I do know Lego Fifty Shades of Grey is in there for sure.

http://www.amazon.com/God...qid=1449655620&sr=8-1

[Leynos]

Infants on Fire:Revengence of the worlds blight while drinking their juice in the crib

[RobotWillie]

Butt Monkey 2: Revenge of the Raging Hemorrhoid

[Zagnorch]

Here's another AO-rated one for y'all:


TransGenders: Cocktimus Prime Vs. Megadong

[RobotWillie]

Gravy Boat 3: Entering the Lower Intestines

[Leynos]

Seamen II:Drop Your Load

[RobotWillie]

Fart Simulator Deluxe: Now With Smellovision