I feel like there could be a joke in there somewhere. Do you feel it too?
This ain't no joke, man; this here is serious business.
What IS a joke, however, is the price CVS is asking for these:
Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not gonna give my left nut for those outrageous balls.
Instead, I'll just blow...
...a little over two bucks at the local Tarjay on a long, thick tube filled with balls.
All right, time to pop this bad boy open, and take in the musky odor of fresh balls.
Phew... now these are some smelly balls.All righty, that's it for now. But since I have one ball to spare, methinks I'll grab my racket and hit the court--
Oh, whoops, that's not a tennis racket... boy, is my face red.
Uh-oh, I feel another song comin' (zing!) on...