A Completely Unrelated Series of Thoughts... Part 7

[Zagnorch]

I dunno what it is, but whenever I hear the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids jingle playing on the radio, I wanna find out who wrote it, track him down, and give him a serious beatdown. It's just so G0DD@MNED FREAKING ANNOYING!!!





And before you ask: yes, I still listen to commercial FM radio stations. I'm a retro kinda guy.

[Zagnorch]

Before you can get on the Hershey Highway, you have to drive through...


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[Zagnorch]

Just saw a trailer for Creed II on YouTube, featuring the return of Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. Am I the only person who thinks old Ivan Drago looks more terrifying than his younger self? Errrr... not that I'd say that to Dolph Lundgren's face or anything...

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[shaggy]

9 days to Christmas.

[Zagnorch]

Found this at the local 7-11 the other day:


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I'm told it goes great with Mickey Dee's brand Szechuan sauce... whatever the hell that means.

[Zagnorch]

I have recently found what may very well be the the greatest YouTube video of all time! OF ALL TIME! It covers the the more... shall we say, interesting aspects of internet culture and the YouTube community so brilliantly, it'll blow your mind clean outta your skull! You'll see what I mean when you watch... The Rich Evans Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer reaction video from Red Letter Media:





Although it starts off as a reaction video, things take quite a turn at 1:30, when (SPOILER ALERT!) Mr. Evans shows off his Aspie bona fides with a sweet table flip.

At 1:41, it morphs into (SPOILER ALERT!) the most violent unboxing video ever.

At 2:01, things get freaky with some light-hearted non-explicit Rule 34 as (SPOILER ALERT!) our host spanks the Skippy while wearing his fave gimp mask.

My personal fave moment, however, is at 2:17 when our all-too-easily-triggered host (SPOILER ALERT!) starts justifiably trashing the Star Wars prequels, topping it off at 2:22 with (SPOILER ALERT!) a little knock on JarJar Binks.

Aaaaand at 2:30, we're treated to (SPOILER ALERT!) the Star Warsiest tribute to the Ice Bucket Challenge ever committed to film.

Throughout the presentation, I could tell that Mr. Evans drew inspiration for his incessant childish outbursts from such basement-dwelling luminaries as Chris-Chan and PewDiePie.


And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen: the internet & YouTube in a nutshell.

[shaggy]

Zag, WTF did I just watch?

[Zagnorch]

Zag, WTF did I just watch?

What are you, illiterate or something?! Did you not read the first two sentences of my last post?! Or are you just all about the "whoah, check out the cool moving-pictures, uh-huh-huh-huh" part?! It's no wonder this country's goin' right down the $#!++er...

On a more serious note: Red Letter Media is based in the greater Milwaukee metro area, specifically Oak Creek. Well, they keep their P.O. box there, anyway. Maybe you can ride your bike over there on a day off and ask Mr. Evans in person? And while you're at it, ask him if the still f*cking loves Star Wars... 

http://redlettermedia.com/

[mumboking]

Merry Christmas!

[Sirgin]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[shaggy]

Zag, WTF did I just watch?

What are you, illiterate or something?! Did you not read the first two sentences of my last post?! Or are you just all about the "whoah, check out the cool moving-pictures, uh-huh-huh-huh" part?! It's no wonder this country's goin' right down the $#!++er...

On a more serious note: Red Letter Media is based in the greater Milwaukee metro area, specifically Oak Creek. Well, they keep their P.O. box there, anyway. Maybe you can ride your bike over there on a day off and ask Mr. Evans in person? And while you're at it, ask him if the still f*cking loves Star Wars... 

http://redlettermedia.com/

Are you fucking serious?  I was just in Oak Creek tonight to celebrate Christmas at my brothers.

[nupoile]

Merry Christmas!

[Crabmaster2000]

Zag, WTF did I just watch?

What are you, illiterate or something?! Did you not read the first two sentences of my last post?! Or are you just all about the "whoah, check out the cool moving-pictures, uh-huh-huh-huh" part?! It's no wonder this country's goin' right down the $#!++er...

On a more serious note: Red Letter Media is based in the greater Milwaukee metro area, specifically Oak Creek. Well, they keep their P.O. box there, anyway. Maybe you can ride your bike over there on a day off and ask Mr. Evans in person? And while you're at it, ask him if the still f*cking loves Star Wars... 

http://redlettermedia.com/

Are you fucking serious?  I was just in Oak Creek tonight to celebrate Christmas at my brothers.

"We don't need you anymore Phantom Menace!" is now one of my favorite things I'm going to be incorporating into my daily speech

[Zagnorch]

MERRY MUTHAFUGGIN' XMAS, MY CRACKAS!

Are you fucking serious?  I was just in Oak Creek tonight to celebrate Christmas at my brothers.

Were any of these fellows present at the shindig?

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BTW didja know that Julia Roberts attended Rich Evans' 5th birthday party?

"We don't need you anymore Phantom Menace!" is now one of my favorite things I'm going to be incorporating into my daily speech

You gonna follow it up with, "We've got J.J. Abrams!"? Guess it depends on whether or not you like his movies, huh?

[nupoile]

Were any of these fellows present at the shindig?

[img width=700 height=393]https://i.redd.it/fqpk4l5hz3sx.jpg[/img]

Were's Jack? He's clearly the best one....with his ability to follow movie plots in even the most obtuse presentations.