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Bic it.
You are a student/office person you are probably most familiar with:
If you happen to be a smoker you are probably most familiar with:
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I really am dumb. I've associated Bic with pens and lighters for so long, I'd forgotten they do disposable razors as well. I was actually visualizing you trying your barber skills with a pen and lighter-- which would make for a rather entertaining YouTube video. So what are you waiting for? get on it already!
Oddly enough, I recalled Bic putting out a short-lived perfume line a couple decades back.
Bic-ing it AKA shaving your head completely bald with a bic razor. I could never go the Mr.clean route. Always prefer to have a little stubble left. Wouldn't want to be mistaken for Michael Berryman
I understand going the shaved-head route as a way of coping with male pattern baldness. But if you can still grow a full head of hair, then just let it go, man. Flaunt it in front of your buddies who've gone the Patrick Stewart route in the 20+ years since you were in high school together. Announce to them that you had to increase your shampoo budget again this month, and then express how jealous you are that they don't have to deal with such financial hardships. Sure, you'll come off like a total @$$hole by doing this, but you know they'd do the same for you if the roles were reversed. That's what friends are for, you know.
And I'm gonna sound dumb once again, but... who the hell is Michael Berryman?