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Queue to BUY from us..." we're definitely not stateside anymore.
Speaking of which:
"EXCUSE ME SIR!..."
"YES ASSHOLE YOU WITH THE CAMERA. BUY SOMETHING OR GTFO WE DON'T NEED YOU CASING THE PLACE IN FRONT OF US."
Needs to be more generically and stereotypically "Brit" in tone. Try to incorporate "bollocks" and "for fuck's sake" into the diatribe. (When did "fuck" become a proper noun, anyway?) Bonus points for using "pillock" correctly. Also, see if you can add a few visual vulgarities, like mock-wanking and the reverse V-for-Victory/Peace hand gesture with razzberry sound effect.
For further tips, please refer to the audiovisual works of Charlie Brooker,
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This refined gentleman.ANYway: I really dig how you can pretty much check out everything on all the shelves on the sales floor. Probably gonna be the next innovation in site-to-store online shopping...
I work a few miles down the road from
The Great Internet Satan Google HQ, and every once in a while I'll see a Google Street View car driving around. If I pass by one, I'll try to remember the exact spot I'm at, wait a couple weeks, and then go to that spot on Street View to see if I show up anywhere. Haven't found myself yet, but I figure it's just a matter of time...