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Zagnorch
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« on: October 25, 2013, 11:18:18 PM »
Greetings from Terra, esteemed RF Gentlemen.

Tonight marks the culmination of a pet project of mine: the Bil-O-Meter game rating system!

Displayed below are the nine ratings graphics with corresponding descriptions.


[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/deadbil_zps111cb59f.jpg[/img] This game was so awful, it killed me in every way possible: my body, my soul, my hopes and dreams, and my ability to laugh and love, forever more.

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/MadBil_zps96feb814.jpg[/img] G*DD*MN MOTHERF*CKING SONUVAB*TCH I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED PERFECTLY GOOD MONEY ON THIS STEAMING PILE OF RANCID PIGSH*T IF I EVER MEET THE D**CHEBAG C*CKSOCKETS WHO SH*T OUT THIS VOMITOUS ABOMINATION I SWEAR I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL THEM TO DEATH AND THEN KILL THEM AGAIN JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE THOSE B*ST*RDS

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BilWat_zpsa9b4b1a0.jpg[/img] Oh, dude, WTF? Seriously? Come on, really? I mean, I just-- I-- really, now?

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BilDisptd_zps70c91f0a.jpg[/img] I am highly disappointed  by this one. It had so much potential, but couldn't hope to live up to expectations. Better luck next time.

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/nEUTbIL_zpsefc5ea02.jpeg[/img] Meh. This one's okay I guess.  No great shakes overall.

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/WorryBil_zpsbfbe980b.jpg[/img] I kinda liked this one, but I don't wanna admit it. 'Cuz if I do, all my buddies will call me a swishy little queermo for the rest of my natural life. That's peer pressure for you. Maybe I should get new friends?

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BilHappy_zpsebe88522.jpg[/img] I'm likin' this one. Definitely worth putting some time into it.

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BilEcstatic_zpsbab8626a.jpg[/img] Aw yeah, now THAT'S more like it! Pure awesomeness!

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BilCAME_zpsdcf8284e.jpg[/img] OH MY FREAKING GOD THIS IS TEH GREATEST GAME EVAR!!!111!ONE11ONE!!! BETTER THAN A COMPLETE BOXED 32X GAME COLLECTION I'M NOT KIDDING OHHHHYEEEAAAHHHH UUUUUURGH BRB I GOTTA CHANGE MY PANTS


So, ummm... whattaya think?
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 11:23:05 PM »
I'm for it.
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2013, 01:13:16 AM »
Lol awesome
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2013, 08:36:46 AM »
I think these should be submitted to Metacritic for immediate implementation into their system.
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2013, 09:06:18 AM »
I like how Bil's normal face is "meh."

Totally using this from now on.  Hehe, the Bil Metric.
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2013, 09:35:02 AM »
It's funny you bring that up.....

I was working on my own rating icons

[img width=110 height=96]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7334/10493481436_749b878933_o.jpg[/img]
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2013, 09:42:19 AM »
My ratings are always deviously devilish.
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2013, 09:52:55 AM »
Quote from: bombatomba on October 26, 2013, 09:06:18 AM
I like how Bil's normal face is "meh."

I tried to create the perfect neutral expression, but I eventually realized his natural expression was already perfect.

Quote from: nupoile on October 26, 2013, 09:35:02 AM


It's funny you bring that up.....

I was working on my own rating icons

[img width=110 height=96]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7334/10493481436_749b878933_o.jpg[/img]


[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/MadBil_zps96feb814.jpg[/img] HEY! Come up with your own ideas, you hack!

BTW I tried to come up with a Nupe-O-Meter rating system for my TI calculator finds. But there's only one rating that ever gets used...

[img width=90 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/Nupoile-TI_zpsaa040151.jpg[/img]
Baaaatteriiiies...

...so why bother.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2013, 10:23:06 AM »
Quote from: Zagnorch on October 26, 2013, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: bombatomba on October 26, 2013, 09:06:18 AM
I like how Bil's normal face is "meh."

I tried to create the perfect neutral expression, but I eventually realized his natural expression was already perfect.

Quote from: nupoile on October 26, 2013, 09:35:02 AM


It's funny you bring that up.....

I was working on my own rating icons

[img width=110 height=96]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7334/10493481436_749b878933_o.jpg[/img]


[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/MadBil_zps96feb814.jpg[/img] HEY! Come up with your own ideas, you hack!

BTW I tried to come up with a Nupe-O-Meter rating system for my TI calculator finds. But there's only one rating that ever gets used...

[img width=90 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/Nupoile-TI_zpsaa040151.jpg[/img]
Baaaatteriiiies...

...so why bother.


...  I like it, but where does stand on the Bil-o-meter scale?
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2013, 01:02:48 PM »
This.  This is fantastic.  I needed a good laugh!
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2013, 01:21:36 PM »
We can implement these in our rating system for reviews... Wink
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2013, 07:06:13 AM »
Quote from: bombatomba on October 26, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
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...  I like it, but where does stand on the Bil-o-meter scale?

Ummm... come again?
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2013, 09:59:28 AM »
Awesome
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2013, 10:08:32 AM »
good play.....good play sir
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2013, 09:59:59 PM »
Hey guys, I just developed a new rating:

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/StuBill_zpse1d5b745.jpg[/img] This game is so freakin' stupid, I lost ten IQ points just watching the load screen.

Well, that makes it an even ten, now.
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