RF Generation Collectorcast Episode 17

[Duke.Togo]

Episode 17 is live!

[nupoile]

* RESERVED *

Aw man! You beat me to it. I was going to reserve episode 17   

[Zagnorch]

All right, now I can unleash my latest work of… I don’t know what. ANYhoo, here we go:

Inspired by SirPsycho’s little fanfic on the Episode 11 discussion thread (sixth post down at http://www.rfgeneration.c...m/index.php?topic=11204.0), as well as a certain scene from a certain movie (see if you can figure out which one), I’ve banged out a very rough script for a scene that (hopefully) will appear in the upcoming CollectorCast motion picture.
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And now we cut to Wildbil52 in his bedroom as he acts out his depraved fantasies with his favorite toys:


[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bayoubillythumbnail_zps00d8bdc8.jpg[/img] So, Duke.Togo… at last, I have you in my clutches… to have my way with you… the way I want to!

[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/ScaredDuke_zps9cc078b5.jpg[/img] NO! No, please, let me be!

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/AngryBilly_zps8d8034a7.jpg[/img] NO! YOU ARE MINE!

[img width=69 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/avatar_1848_zpsfa9515b7.jpeg[/img] NOT SO FAST BIL!

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bayoubillythumbnail_zps00d8bdc8.jpg[/img] Crabmaster 2000!

[img width=69 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/avatar_1848_zpsfa9515b7.jpeg[/img] Yes, it’s me! I’m here to save my cohost/life-mate! Hiya, snookums…

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/AngryBilly_zps8d8034a7.jpg[/img] TASTE MY BLADE, POUTINE-SWILLER!*Stab*

[img width=69 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/DeadCrab_zps031ba5c7.jpg[/img] *Gllllghk* *THUD*

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bayoubillythumbnail_zps00d8bdc8.jpg[/img] GAME OVER, BITCH! NO 1-UP FOR YOU!

[img width=147 height=140]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bradpitt-Copy_zps7012a911.jpg[/img] All right, what’s goin’ on here?!

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/SurpriseBilly_zps05b82c03.jpg[/img] Holy crap, it’s Brad Pitt!

[img width=147 height=140]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bradpitt-Copy_zps7012a911.jpg[/img]What didja do to that Canadian guy with the creepy man-crush on me?!

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bayoubillythumbnail_zps00d8bdc8.jpg[/img] The same thing Kevin Bacon did to the teenage version of you in Sleepers!

[img width=147 height=140]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/Surppitt_zps5ed838b5.jpg[/img] Oh my God, that’s disgusting-- hey, speaking of Sleepers, you look familiar…

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/AngryBilly_zps8d8034a7.jpg[/img] DIE, PRETTYBOY! *STAB* STAB* STAB* STAB* STAB* STAB* STAB*

[img width=135 height=118]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/deadpitt_zps1f206685.jpg[/img] You… inglorious bas--*Gulllgkl* *THUD*

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BillySunglasses_zps98364b81.jpg[/img] Looks like that hero took a big fall! Say hello to Angelina’s headlights in the afterlife for me!

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/leeringbilly_zpsaaa4252d.jpg[/img] Now, where was I—oh yes! Now, Duke.Togo, at last we are alone!

[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/ScaredDuke_zps9cc078b5.jpg[/img]  NO, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU—yet, I find you oddly appealing for some reason…

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/bayoubillythumbnail_zps00d8bdc8.jpg[/img] But of course! Podcast hosts are often attracted to complete boxed game collections and Sega 32x setups! And I have both! And you KNOW it!

[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/ScaredDuke_zps9cc078b5.jpg[/img]  No, leave me alone!

[img width=81 height=120]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/leeringbilly_zpsaaa4252d.jpg[/img] NO, KISS ME! WITH TONGUE!

[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/ScaredDuke_zps9cc078b5.jpg[/img]  NO, NO, NO, YES, NO, YES, YES, YES!!! OH, OH, OH, OHHH!

[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/DukeLove_zpsfc68a8d3.jpg[/img] Ohhh… your goalie stick is sooo thick…


All of a sudden, SirPsycho bursts into WildBil52's room!


[img width=110 height=109]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/avatar_4684_zps5bb22f90.jpeg[/img] HEY, BIL!

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/BilWat_zpsa99d9e60.jpg[/img] GAAAH! WHAT?!

[img width=110 height=109]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/avatar_4684_zps5bb22f90.jpeg[/img]  I just got over my writer’s block with a vengeance! I have a killer fanfic—

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/MadBil_zps7570fcb5.jpg[/img] FOR THE LOVE OF NEIL PEART, PSYCH, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO KNOCK FIRST?!

[img width=110 height=109]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/SorryPsycho_zps7ecf94bd.jpg[/img] Whaa? Oh... um, yeah… sorry ‘bout that… heh.

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/WorryBil_zps76da679c.jpg[/img] Errrr… did… did you see anything?

[img width=110 height=109]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/psychoglare_zpsb780f6d3.jpg[/img] No, Bil, I didn’t see you do freaky pervy gay stuff with your CollectorCast action figures again.

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/avatar_4995_zps318e9677.jpeg[/img]GOOD! Now gee-tee-eff-oh before I kick you in the d-pad!

[img width=110 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/awesomepsycho_zpsa96e0fa6.jpg[/img] You betcha!

*SLAM*
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So, whattaya think? Should I get a Kickstarter going for this, or what?

Now I know what you’re thinking:  I spent WAAAAY too much time on this bullshit. And you would be correct.
I even went so far as to make a couple gifs that show off my mad MS Paint skillz::

[img width=110 height=96]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/output_9KDvL2_zps2e395b66.gif?t=1378189251[/img]

[img width=110 height=110]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/output_yupJeR_zpsbd226b9b.gif?t=1378189251[/img]

BTW you’re more than welcome to use these as you see fit, Misters WildBil52 and SirPsycho. I'm giving you the gift... of gif.


‘Late

[blcklblskt]

Zag wins the internet.

[nupoile]

Zag wins the internet.

I dunno, the way the Crabmast2000 figure died was a little bit overacted I think.

[SirPsycho]

Shh. My super secret special guest appearance was supposed to be super. And secret.

[Zagnorch]

Zag wins the internet.

I dunno, the way the Crabmast2000 figure died was a little bit overacted I think.

You might have a point there; if anything, Crabs is well known for underacting. But, like I said, it's a very rough draft. Besides, if we really have to, we can tweak it in post-production with some CGI.

Shh. My super secret special guest appearance was supposed to be super. And secret.

Sorry, bud-- you know how it's danged near impossible for spoilers to stay secret on the internet.

[Duke.Togo]

There are days where I don't think we need to even do a show. This is much more entertaining!
[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/DukeLove_zpsfc68a8d3.jpg[/img]

Oh, the latest episode is live!

[Zagnorch]

There are days where I don't think we need to even do a show. This is much more entertaining!
[img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/DukeLove_zpsfc68a8d3.jpg[/img]

Don't tell me, let me guess:

when you started reading my spec script, you were all [img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/ScaredDuke_zps9cc078b5.jpg[/img], but then you were all [img width=110 height=97]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/DukeLove_zpsfc68a8d3.jpg[/img].

Right?

BTW feel free to use those, er, enhanced avatars in any way you see fit.

Oh, the latest episode is live!

I'll be sure to check that out later tonight.

Until then...


'Late

[techwizard]

can't wait to have a listen tonight!

[Zagnorch]

Hey now!

The XBox game manager, brought up at 23:25, is a combo game storage case/surge protector with bonus controller holders. Got it CIB at a Goodwill for Just under four bucks.

[img width=700 height=326]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/XBoxMgr1_zpsd68eaf7e.jpg[/img]

[img width=700 height=300]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/XBoxMgr3_zpsa7ccd333.jpg[/img]

[img width=581 height=390]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/XboxMgr2_zpse79ad273.jpg[/img]

[img width=700 height=587]http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y409/Zagnorch/XBoxMgr4_zps0bd86674.jpg[/img]


When I first caught sight of it, I thought that Goodwill had somehow acquired CIB XBox One console, months before it was set to release. I really liked the price, so I grabbed it. I came back a week later, and they had another one, complete and boxed... for just $20.99.



BTW I'll keep an eye out for you on Chu Chu Rocket, Bil...



'Late

[Duke.Togo]

Certainly a very odd peripheral, if you could even call it that.

[techwizard]

 - bil's air conditioning wet ceiling story is identical to what is happening at my work right now. i'm at a library that's in the same building as a rec center, every year they shut down for 2 weeks of maintenance. someone goofed and screwed up the air conditioning, it started leaking all over the building. amazingly it didn't damage any of the books, it just soaked the carpets.

 - i can be the third fan of futuristic fast paced racing games. love me some extreme-G, wipeout, and episode I racer.

 - grape vs atomic purple:
Grape:


Atomic Purple:


 - metroid prime 3 on gamecube? lol

 - just got to the part about my sculptor's cut, did you ever manage to get highwind's working crabby?

 - i'm big on the CoD single player now, trying to own/play every game. i used to be really big on the multiplayer but i don't really care for it so much now that i've switched full time over to battlefield. i did put over 500 hours into CoD4 multiplayer on PC though, and almost a couple hundred on modern warfare 2. lots of World at War zombies/split screen multiplayer on PS3 too. i still have a lot of fun with multiplayer when i jump back in occasionally.

[Crabmaster2000]

You killed me AND the ever lovely and amazing and dreamy and intelligent and athletic and sexy and unobtainable Brad Pitt?!?!!?!!?!? To quote a horse I know "no sir........I don't like it".

[Fleach]

Listened to some of the episode this morning on the subway. I hope people didn't think I was weird for smiling at funny parts they obviously couldn't hear.

And I found Collectorcast on iPP Podcast Player for Android. It searches and downloads from iTunes onto Android devises.