Lets sing

[Deafens Proner]

The cult of personality

[Zagnorch]

Look in my eyes!
What do you see?

...

Three muthafuckin' police starin' at me!
What to do now?

[Zagnorch]

Aaand now it's time to sing about something very near and dear to me:


Well I'm ever upper-class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom (the event is never small)
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
He's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

My balls are always bouncing
and my ballroom's always full
and everybody comes and comes again
if your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh, I've big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
He's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night


OH! We've got big balls
Oh, we've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them!
Oh, we have such wonderful fun!
Seafood cocktails... crabs... crayfish...



And there you have it.

So whattaya think, Tails?

http://www.youtube.com/em...W-c?start=153&end=156

Me no think so. However, I do appreciate you getting into the spirit of the song.


Hey Knuckles, what did you think the song was talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/em...5fW-c?start=71&end=74

Remind me to never ask you anything, ever again.

[Razor Knuckles]

You crack me up Zagnorch. That was awesome. 

[Deafens Proner]

Garth Brooks --> The River

You know a dream is like a river
Ever changin' as it flows
And a dreamer's just a vessel
That must follow where it goes
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle
Just to stay between the shores...

And, I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry
Like a bird upon the wind
These waters are my sky
I'll never reach my destination
If I never try
So I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry

Too many times we stand aside
And let the waters slip away
'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow
Has now become today
So don't you sit upon the shoreline
And say you're satisfied
Choose to chance the rapids
And dare to dance the tide...

Yes, I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry
Like a bird upon the wind
These waters are my sky
I'll never reach my destination
If I never try
So I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry

There's bound to be rough waters
And I know I'll take some falls
But with the good Lord as my captain
I can make it through them all...

Yes, I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry
Like a bird upon the wind
These waters are my sky
I'll never reach my destination
If I never try
So I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry

Yes, I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry
'Til the river runs dry

[Zagnorch]

Ram it
Do you know how to ram it?
Let's ram it
We know how to ram it
We'll be rockin' L.A.
So let's ram it today
Let's ram it



Now you know why they moved to St. Louis.

The scary thing is: I actually find this kinda catchy.

One of the best lines: I come from the end, lookin' for the sack. I don't stop comin' 'til I put 'em on their back.

And there's more unintentional innuendo where that came from...

[RetroRage]

Weird Al - When I was Your Age

Let me tell you sonny
Let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough

Always had everything
handed to you on a silver plate
you lazy brats think nothin's good enough

Well, Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below
Had to walk butt naked through 40 miles of snow
Worked in a coal mine 22 hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

When I was your age!!
When I was your age!!
When I was your age....
When I was your age!!

Let me tell you som'
You whinny little snot
There's somethin' wrong with all you kids today

You just don't appreciate
All the things you got
We were hungry, broke, and miserable, and we liked it fine that way!

There were 73 of us living in a cardboard box
All we got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big ol' chunk of dirt
If we were really good, we didn't get desert

When I was your age!!
When I was your age!!
When I was your age...
When I was your age!!

Didn't have no telephone
didn't have no fax machine..
All we had was a couple cans
and a crummy piece of string

Didn't have no swimming pool
when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank
was the closest thing we had

Didn't have no dental floss
had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo
We just poured salt on snails

Didn't have no waterbed
had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawn mower
we used our teeth to cut the grass

(Sweet guitar solo)

What's the matter now sonny,
say you don't believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?

I'll tell ya one thing
I never was just a disrespectful punk!
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline!

Dad would whoop us every night
until a quarter after 12
then he'd get too tired
and he'd make us whoop ourselves

Then he chopped me into pieces
and played frisbee with my brain
and lemmie tell ya junior...
You didn't hear me complain!

When I was your age!!
When I was your age!!
When I was your age...
When I was your age!!!

[Zagnorch]

And now, I shall attempt to recite the lyrics to Weird Al's retroactive tribute to the greatest Skylander, ever:

Trigger happy... trigger happy

Got an Ak-47 well, you know it makes me feel all right
Got an Uzi by my pillow helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well you can't take my guns away I have a constitutional right
You see, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith & Wesson
That oughta teach 'em all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every way

(Oh yeah, I'm) Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger trigger happy
(Oh baby I' m) Trigger, trigger happy
Yeah I'm trigger, trigger happy
Trigger, trigger happy
I'm so trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna hafta blow you away

Well I accidentally shot daddy last night in the den
(shot daddy in the den)
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
(drug-crazed Nazi again)
Well why didja hafta get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy everyday

Oh I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll hafta use him for a pencil instead
Well I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm) Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger trigger happy
(Oh baby I' m) Trigger, trigger happy
Yeah I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) Trigger, trigger happy
I'm so trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna hafta blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moo-ooves

Got a brand-new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
(shoot to kill, now, shoot to kill)
Yeah I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
(shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
Lemme ask, do you feel lucky, punk?
I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm) Trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger trigger happy
(Oh baby I' m) Trigger, trigger happy
Yeah I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) Trigger, trigger happy
I'm so trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna hafta blow you away
Watch out or I blow you away)
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna hafta blow you away
(Watch out or I blow you away)
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna hafta blow you away
(Watch out or I blow you away)
Better watch out punk, or I'm gonna hafta blow you away
(Watch out or I blow you away)

Let's hear how I did:

[RetroRage]

Lmao i love the shrinking lyrics

[Zagnorch]

Lmao i love the shrinking lyrics

I always do that when they keep singing as the tune fades out.

Just wait 'til I recite the lyrics to Shout.

[Zagnorch]

All right, time to whip out the theme to one of my favoritest childhood shows:

We're off to outer space
We're leaving Mother Earth
To save the human race
Our Star Blazers

Searching for a distant star
Heading off to Iscandar
Leaving all we love behind
Who know what dangers we'll find?

We must be strong and brave
Our home we've got to save
If we don't in just one year
Mother Earth will disappear

Fighting with the Gamilons
We won't stop until we've won
Then we'll return and when we arrive
The Earth will survive with our Star Blazers

[ReddMcKnight]

Sing, huh? Alright then, why the hell not? 

I'm so alone in a crowd and cry
Too many tears
Just like a child who's lost
I became a prisoner of my fears.

People come, people go
They are hiding in shadows
Hiding in dreams.

Moving in, moving out
They are nothing but strangers,
Strange as it seems.

My paper heart is so easily torn
Again and again
I never know what the reason may be
It just doesn't end.

There's a sound in the air
While the time goes on slipping
Slipping away.

In the air, it is everywhere,
Nowhere, somewhere
So I'm gonna have to say.

Why (It is there)
Tell me why (It is there)
I don't ever wanna say good-bye
(Do you ever wonder why?)
As I look into an empty sky
Somebody tell me why
(Somebody tell me why)
I fell there maybe something there
I fell there someone there.

Sometimes a ship's gotta break
Every chain
To go to sea
I'm getting on, I'm getting on,
Getting on
I want a love to set me free.

Take a chance, Take a stand
There's a destiny waiting,
Waiting on a train
And your kiss, it is everywhere,
Nowhere, somewhere
It is warmer than rain.

Why (It is there)
Tell me why (It is there)
I don't ever wanna say good-bye
(Do you ever wonder why?)
As I look into an empty sky
Somebody tell me why
(Somebody tell me why)
And when I'm wounded in the heart
That's when I play my greatest part

Come on, come on, come on -
Cover me tonight
Come on, come on, come on -
I'm gonna make it right.

You know that I try,
And I try and I try.

Why (Tell me now)
Tell me why (Tell me now)
I don't ever wanna say good-bye
(Do you ever wonder why?)
As I look into a empty sky
Somebody tell me why
(Somebody tell me why).

Maybe somewhere (Tell me why)
Maybe someway (Tell me why)
Gonna find something to set me free
(Do you ever wonder why?)
I don't know what it's gonna be
Somebody tell me why
(Somebody tell me why).

I fell there maybe something there
I fell there maybe someone there.


Something there (It is there) 2x
Do you ever wonder why 2x
Somebody, somebody, somebody tell me why
Somebody tell me why (Somebody tell me why)
Somebody tell me why (tell me why)
Tell me why (tell me why)
I ain't go wanna say goodbye
'Cause I don't wanna say goodbye
(As I look into an empty sky)
Somebody tell me why (Somebody tell me why)

[Zagnorch]

For some reason, I think this should be the theme to the new Super Smash Bros.:



I think it might be the first few verses about vidya gamin' that sealed the deal for me:

The video game she play me.
Face it on the level but I take you
every time on a one on one.
Feeling runnin' down your spine
Nothin' gonna save you one last time cause we own you
Through and through

The data bank knows my number.
Says I gotta pay cause I made the grade last year
Feel it when I turn the screw
Kick you 'round the world
There ain't a thing that it can't do
Do to you - Yeah!

Who made who, who made you?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you?
Who made who, who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the mid-dle, and who made who? - Yeah!

Who made who? Who turned the screw?

Someone send me pictures.
Get it in the eye,
take it to the wire,
spinning like a dynamo
Feel it going 'round and 'round
Running out of chips, you got no line in a naked town
So don't look down, no!

CHORUS

Who made who, who made you?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you?
Who made who, who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the middle, and who made who?

Ain't nobody told you?
Oh, who made who?
Who made you?
Who made who?
And who made who?

[tactical_nuke]

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

Who watches over youuu

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

[Zagnorch]

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch

Who watches over youuu

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say i'm the only bee in your bonnet

Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Ah yes, They Might be Giants. My first exposure to their work was a video of their cover of Istanbul (not Constantinople) on MTV's Liquid Television:

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Contantinople
Now a Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once new Amsterdam
Why they changed it, I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
How did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'