Lets sing

[two_scoop_steve]

it's friday night, I've got a date
with this vegan girl Katee
you know I really like her style
smile, style
oh, I love you, Kate
but you've gone too far
you won't even sit in my brand new car
it's got reclining bucket seats
and a cd player, so what's your fucking beef?
is it my cozy leather seats?
is it the covers made from sheep?
ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
what kind of guy do you think I am?
you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan
I bought this outfit just for you
so what if they're suede?
and now my jacket too
so what am I supposed to do?
I'll freeze to death and catch the flu
ok, I'll do it just for you
we made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through
next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin
so what's your problem?
last friday night, you know I had a date
it was with this vegan girl
I think her name was Kate
if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
just eat some bark and acorns
and she will like you more than me!

[Odonadon]

take my love
take my land
take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
you can't take the sky from me

take me out
to the black tell 'em I ain't coming back
burn the land
and boil the sea
you can't take the sky from me

have no place
I can be
since I found Serenity
but you can't take the sky from me

[Lord Nepenthean]

Who is that OD?

[Izret101]

The lyrics for ODs song as well as their origin.
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/firefly.htm

[den68]

Just two good ole boys,
Never meaning no harm.
Beats all you never saw,
been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.


Straightenin' the curves,
Flattenin' the hills.
Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will.
Makin' their wayyyyyy, the only way they know how.
Well, that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.


Just two good ole boys,
Wouldn't change if they could.

Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods. [Yee-haw]

[Izret101]

Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelfia born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

(Edit these look kind of wrong but you know the lyrics anyways.)

[Odonadon]

Who is that OD?

Joss Whedon, of course

As Izret pointed out, it's the theme to Firefly - best sci-fi series ever.

OD

[Zimbacca]

Oh I am  
F***in' an animal  
I'm f***in' an animal  
I'm holding on the horns  
I'm f***in' an animal  
I'm involved with porn  
I'm f***in' an animal  
Sure is nice and warm in here  
I'm f***in' an animal  
drinking fifty beers  
I'm f***n' an animal  
b***ing fifty steers  
I'm f***in' an animal  
Oh, I'm a f***ing queer  
I'm f***in' an animal  
Didn't have to take her on a date  
Just had to stand here on a crate  
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment  
Just me and animal,  
Getting my d*** bent  
I'm f***in' an animal  
Didn't have to say please  
I'm f***in' an animal  
With Legionnaires disease  
I'm f***in' an animal  
Damn hard on the knees...
I'm f***in' an animal
Animal f***er, on the loose
I'm f***in' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose
I'm f***in' an animal
Once I f**ed a moose
I'm f***in' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same.
I'm f***in' an animal
Not proud of what I do...
I'm f***in' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo
I'm f***in' an animal
Cause you won't let me f*** you...
Animal!

(edited for the kiddies)

[Tynstar]

Mayeb we should keep the songs a little clean? Funny song thougfh. Gwar?

[sinning.dragon]

HOORAY FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR! -cuddles Will Smith-

[Zimbacca]

Mayeb we should keep the songs a luttel clean? Funny song thougfh. Gwar?

Yeah its gwar, when I get them I'll swap it with "Lovin' an animal" (the clean version).

[den68]

oh! it's a song? I thought you were telling us what you did last night.

[Zimbacca]

Well, I did it while listening to the song.

[Tynstar]

oh! it's a song? I thought you were telling us what you did last night.

[Tynstar]

This is the first Cannibal Corpse song I have heard. Very pleasent song.  :-/

Sentenced to Burn

Follow the one
Evil masked in pride
Charisma to lead
Speeches laced with hate

Leading the dense
The bovine human herd
Inherently stupid
The fools deserve this fate

Warfare begins
Cities are ablaze
Tortured screams
Skin turning black

Carbonization
They will all burn
Mass execution
They will all die

Burning the world
And all of it's life
Throwing all the people
In a pit of fire

Watching the sheep
Gathering to die
Followers in life
Follow to the grave

Follow the one
Evil masked in pride
Charisma to lead
Speeches laced with hate

Leading the dense
The bovine human herd
Inherently stupid
The fools deserve this fate

Warfare begins
Cities are ablaze
Tortured screams
Skin turning black

Carbonization
They will all burn
Mass execution
They will all die

Pile the bodies
Set them aflame
The human race
Sentenced to burn

Burning flesh
Miasma of their death
Civilisation
It is destroyed

Pits of corpses
Unholy grave of war
Hanging victims
Guilty of free thought

Warfare begins
Cities are ablaze
Tortured screams
Skin turning black

Carbonization
They will all burn
Mass execution
They will all die

Pile the bodies
Set them aflame
The human race
Sentenced to burn
Pile the bodies
Set them aflame
The human race
Sentenced to burn

War of fire shred their souls
Burn in hell doomsday's toll
Failed to see the trap they laid
Demagogues lead them into the flames

Pile the bodies
Set them aflame
The human race
Sentenced to burn
Pile the bodies
Set them aflame
The human race
Sentenced to burn