LAARN 2 SPEL11!11!1 LOL

[Lord Nepenthean]

OKAY PEOPLE S3RIOUSLY NED 2 LEAR HOW 2 SPEAK AND SPAL PROPERLY!11111! LOL ITS BGINNG 2 DRIEV M3 CRAZY!!1!! ONE OF TH3S3 DAYS I JUST WONT B ABL3 2 TAEK IT ANYMORE AND IT WONT B PRETY!1!111!1 OMG SO PLZ US3 A SPAL CH3K3R N3XT TIEM AND DOUBL3 CH3K UR CAPITALIZATION PUNCTUATION AND GRMMAR1!1!1! WTF IT WUD HELP AL OF DA REST OF US A LOT1!!1!!!! OMG

PS1!!11!!1 WTF RF GENERATION ROKS!!1!111

http://ssshotaru.homestea...iles/aolertranslator.html

[den68]

PART ON3
IT IS AN ANCEINT MARIENR
AND HE S2PATH ON3 OF THRE
BY!11!111 OMG WTF THY LONG GREY BARD AND GLIT3RNG EYE
NOW WHARAFOR3 S2PST THOU TEH?!!!! BRIEDGROMS DORS R OP3NED WIED
AND IM N3XT OF TEH GUESTS R M3T DA FEAST IS SET
MAYST HAAR TEH MERY DIN

HA!!1!11!1 WTF HOLDS HIM WIT HIS SKINY THEIR WAS A SHIP QUOTH H3
HOLD!!1111 OF!111111! OMG WTF LOL UNHAND M3 GR3Y-BARD LON
3FTSONS1!!1 OMG WTF LOL HIS HAND DROPT HE

HA11!!!11! WTF LOL HOLDS HIM WIT HIS GLITERNG DA WEDNG-GUEST S2D STIL
AND LISTENS LIEK A THRE YAARS DA MARIENR HATH HIS TEH1!1!!1! WEDNG-GUEST SAT ON A S2N3
HE CANOT CHOS3 BUT HAAR
AND THUS SPAEK ON TAHT ANCEINT DA BRIGHT-EYAD DA1!11!1 LOL SHIP WAS CHER3D DA HARBOUR CL3AERD
MERILY DID WA DROP
BLOW TEH KIRK BLOW DA HIL
BLOW TEH LIGHTHOUSA TEH!!!!!!1 OMG LOL SUN CMA UP UPON DA L3FT
OUT OF DA SAA CME HE
AND!1!! OMG WTF LOL H3 SHONA BRIGHT AND ON TEH RIGHT
WENT DOWN IN2 DA SAA

HIGHAR!1!!!!!! OMG WTF AND HIGHER EV3RY DAY
TIL OVAR DA MAST AT TEH WEDNG-GUEST H3RE BAT HIS BR3AST
FOR HA HAARD TEH LOUD DA!!1!1! OMG BRIED HATH PAECD IN2 TEH HAL
RAD AS A ROSE IS SH3
NODNG THERE HEADS BFOR3 HER DA MERY DA!!1!!! WEDNG-GU3ST HA BAT HIS BR3AST
YET H3 CANOT CHOSE BUT HEAR
AND THUS SPAEK ON TAHT ANCEINT DA BRIGHT-EY3D MARIENR

AND11!!1!1 LOL NOW TEH S2RM-BLAST CM3 AND HE
WAS TYRANOUS AND STRONG
HE STRUK WIT HIS OERTAKNG WNGS
AND CHAESD US SOUTH WIT1!11! OMG WTF SLOPNG MASTS AND DIPNG PROW
AS WHO PURSUED WIT YAL AND BLOW
STIL TREADS TEH SHADOW OF HIS FO3
AND FORWARD BNDS HIS TEH SHIP DROVA FAST LOUD ROAERD TEH BLAST
AND SOUTHWARD AEY WA FLED

AND1!!!11 WTF LOL NOW THEYRE CM3 BOTH MIST AND SNOW
AND IT GRAW WONDROUS COLD
AND IEC MAST-HIGH CMA FLOATNG BY
AS GREN AS EM3RALD

AND11!1!!!! WTF LOL THROUGH TEH DRIFTS TEH SNOWY CLIFTS
DID SAND A DISMAL SHEN
NOR SHAEPS OF MEN NOR BASTS WA DA IEC WAS AL DA!11! OMG WTF LOL IEC WAS HAR3 TEH IEC WAS THEIR IEC WAS AL AROUND
IT CRAKED AND GROWLED AND ROAERD AND HOWLED
LIEK NOIESS IN A SWOUND

AT11!1111 OMG WTF LOL LANGTH DID CROS AN ALBATROS
THOROUGH TEH FOG IT CME
AS IF IT HAD B3N A CHRISTIAN SU
WE HALEED IT IN GODS NME

IT!!!!1! OMG LOL AET DA FOD IT N33R HAD 3AT
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT TEH!!!1!! WTF LOL IEC DID SPLIT WIT A DA HELMSMAN STERAD US THROUGH

AND1!!! LOL A GOD SOUTH WIND SPRUNG UP DA ALBATROS DID FOLOW
AND EVARY DAY FOR FOD OR PLAY
CME 2 DA MARIENRS HOLO

IN!1!1! LOL MIST OR CLOUD ON MAST OR SHROUD
IT P3RCH3D FOR VESPERS NIEN
WHIELS AL TEH NIGHT THROUGH FOG-SMOKE WHIET
GLIMARED DA WHIET MON-SHIEN

GOD111!1 SAEV THE ANCEINT MARIENR
FROM!1!1!! OMG WTF TEH FEINDS TAHT PLAGUE THE Y!!!11!1 WTF LOL LOKST THOU WIT?!!!!?!! WTF MAH CROS-BOW
I SHOT TEH ALBATROS

PART!111!!! LOL DA SUN NOW ROSE UPON TEH RIGHT
OUT OF TEH S3A CME HE
STIL HID IN MIST AND ON DA LEFT
WANT DOWN IN2 DA SEA

AND!!!!! WTF LOL TEH GOD SOUTH WIND STIL BLEW BHIND
BUT NO SWET BIRD DID FOLOW
NOR ANY DAY FOR FOD OR PLAY
CME 2 TEH MARIENRS HOLO

AND!111!1 WTF I HAD DONA A HELISH THNG
AND IT WUD WORK EM WOE
FOR AL AEVRED I HAD KILED TEH BIRD
TAHT MAED TEH BREZE 2 BLOW
AH!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WRETCH111!1!! OMG LOL SADE THEY DA BIRD 2 SLAY
TAHT MAED DA BREZE 2 BLOW

NOR11!1 OMG LOL DIM NOR RAD LIEK GODS OWN DA GLORIOUS SUN UPRIST
TH3N AL AEVR3D I HAD KILED DA BIRD
TAHT BROUGHT DA FOG AND MIST
TWAS1!!! OMG LOL RIGHT SADE TH3Y SUCH BIRDS 2 SLAY
TAHT BRNG TEH FOG AND DA11111!1 FARE BREZ3 BLAW DA WHIET FOM DA FUROW FOLOWED FRE
WE W3R3 TEH FIRST TAHT EVAR BURST
IN2 TAHT SIELNT SEA

DOWN!1!1 WTF DROPT DA BREZE TEH SALES DROPT DOWN
TWAS SAD AS SAD CUD B
AND W3 DID SP3AK ONLY 2 TEH SIELNCA OF TEH SEA

AL1111 WTF LOL IN A HOT AND COP3R DA BLODY SUN AT NON
RIGHT UP ABOV3 TEH MAST DID STAND
NO BIG3R THAN DA MON

DAY11!1 OMG AFTER DAY DAY AFTER DAY
WE STUK NOR BR3ATH NOR MOTION
AS IDLA AS A PANET3D SHIP
UPON A PANETED OCEAN

W8R!1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL W8R AV3RY WH3RA
AND AL TEH BOARDS DID SHRINK
W8R W8R EV3RY WH3RE
NOR ANY DROP 2 DA11!!1! OMG VERY DEP DID ROT O CHRIST
TAHT1!111 LOL EV3R THIS SHUD B
YEA!1111!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH THNGS DID CRAWL WIT L3GS
UPON DA MAH SEA

ABOUT1!11 OMG WTF ABOUT IN REL AND TEH DEATH-FIERS DANC3D AT TEH W8R LIEK A WITCHS OILS
BURNT GREN AND BLUE AND WHIET

AND1!!1!1! OMG WTF SOMA IN DREMS ASURED WARE
OF TEH SPIRIT TAHT PLAGUAD US SO
NIEN FATHOM DEP HE HAD FOLOW3D US
FROM TEH LAND OF MIST AND SNOW

AND!111! LOL 3V3RY 2NGUE THROUGH UTER DROUGHT
WAS THEYRE AT DA ROT
WA CUD NOT SPAAK NO MORE THAN IF
WE HAD BEN CHOK3D WIT SOT

AH!1111!11 WAL A-DAY1!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL WUT AVIL LOKS
HAD I FROM OLD AND U!!111! LOL OF TEH CROS DA ALBATROS
ABOUT MAH NAK WAS HUNG

[captain_nintendo]

The Declaration of Independance  

IN CONGRES JULY 4 DA1!1!! OMG WTF UNANIMOUS DECLARATION OF TEH THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA

WHEN IN DA COURSE OF HUMAN AVANTS IT BCOMES NAC3SARY FOR ONA PAOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONECT3D THAM WIT ANOTHAR AND 2 ASUMA MONG DA POWARS OF TEH AARTH DA SEPARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURES GOD ENTITL3 TH3M A D3CENT R3SPECT 2 DA OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUSES WHICH IMPAL TH3M 2 DA S3PARATION

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

HE!1!!! OMG WTF LOL HAS REFUSAD HIS ASANT 2 LAWS TEH MOST WHOLASOMA AND N3CESARY FOR DA PUBLIC GOD
HE11!!1!!! OMG LOL HAS FORBID3N HIS GOVERNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PRASNG IMPORTANCE UNLES SUSPENDAD IN THERE OPERATION TIL HIS ASENT SHUD B OBTANEED AND WH3N SO SUSPEND3D H3 HAS UTERLY NEGLACTAD 2 ATAND 2 TH3M
H3!!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL HAS REFUS3D 2 PAS OTH3R LAWS FOR DA ACOMODATION OF LARGE DISTRICTS OF P3OPL3 UNLAS THOS3 P3OPLE WUD RELINQUISH DA RIGHT OF RAPRESENTATION IN TEH LAGISLATURE A RIGHT IENSTIMABL3 2 THAM AND FORMIDABLE 2 TYRANTS ONLY!!1!!!
HE HAS CALED 2G3THER LAGISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISTANT FROM TEH DEPOSI2RY OF THEYRE PUBLIC RECORDS FOR DA SOLE PURPOSE OF FATIGUNG THEM IN2 COMPLIANCE WIT HIS MEASURES!!!1!1 WTF
HE HAS DISOLVAD R3PRESENTATIEV HOUS3S REPEAETDLY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLY FIRMNES HIS INVASIONS ON DA RIGHTS OF DA P3OPL3
HE!!111!1 OMG HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIEM AFTER SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUS3 OTHARS 2 B 3LECTED WHEREBY DA LEGISLATIEV POW3RS INCAPABL3 OF ANIHILATION HAEV R3TURN3D 2 TEH PAOPL3 AT LARGE FOR THERE 3XERCIES TEH STAET R3MANENG IN TEH MAAN TIEM 3XPOSAD 2 AL DA DANGERS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN
H3!!!!! OMG WTF LOL HAS 3NDEAVOURAD 2 PREV3NT DA POPULATION OF THESE STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTNG DA LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNERS REFUSNG 2 PAS OTH3RS 2 3NCOURAEG THEYRE MIGRATIONS HITHER AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS
H3!1!! OMG LOL HAS OBSTRUCTED TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY REFUSNG HIS AS3NT 2 LAWS FOR 3STABLISHNG JUDICIARY POWERS
HE!!1!1!11 OMG WTF HAS MAED JUDG3S DAPENDANT ON HIS WIL ALON3 FOR DA TANURA OF THEYRE OFIECS AND DA MOUNT AND PAYMANT OF THEYRE SALAREIS
HA11!!!111 OMG WTF LOL HAS ER3CTAD A MULTITUDE OF NU OFIECS AND SENT HITHAR SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR P3OPLE AND 3AT OUT THERE SUBSTANCE
H3!!1111!! WTF LOL HAS K3PT MONG US IN TIEMS OF P3AEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT DA CONS3NT OF OUR LAGISLATURES
H31!11! LOL HAS AF3CT3D 2 R3ND3R TEH MILITARY IND3PANDENT OF AND SUPERIOR 2 DA CIVIL POWER
HE!1!!1!!1 OMG LOL HAS COMBIEND WIT OTH3RS 2 SUBJ3CT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOR3IGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWL3DGED BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASENT 2 THERE ACTS OF PRETAND3D LAGISLATION
FOR QUART3RNG LARGE BODEIS OF ARMAD TROPS MONG US
FOR PROTACTNG TH3M BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDARS WHICH THEY SHUD COMIT ON DA INHABITANTS OF THASE STAETS
FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF DA WORLD
FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONS3NT
FOR DEPRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF DA BNEFITS OF TRIAL BY JURY
FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND SAAS 2 B TREID FOR PR3T3ND3D OFENCES
FOR ABOLISHNG TEH FRE SYSTAM OF ANGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCE ESTABLISHNG THEIR AN ARBITRARY GOVARNM3NT AND ENLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 RAND3R IT AT ONC3 AN 3XMPL3 AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCNG DA SME ABSOLUTE RULA IN2 TH3S3 COLONEIS
FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHART3RS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABL3 LAWS AND ALTERNG FUNDMENTALY TEH FORMS OF OUR GOVERNMENTS
FOR SUSPENDNG OUR OWN LAGISLATURES AND DECLARNG THEMSELV3S INV3STAD WIT POW3R 2 L3GISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT1!!1!1 HAS ABDICAETD GOV3RNM3NT HER3 BY DACLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US
H31!!!1! HAS PLUNDARED OUR S3AS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND DASTROYAD TEH LIEVS OF OUR PEOPL3!1!11!1! LOL
HE IS AT THIS TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARGA ARMEIS OF FOR3IGN MERCANAREIS 2 COMPLEAT DA WORKS OF D3ATH DESOLATION AND TYRANY ALR3ADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANC3S OF CRUALTY & PERFIDY SCARC3LY PARALELAD IN TEH MOST BARBAROUS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY TEH HAAD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION
HA11!!11!! OMG WTF LOL HAS CONSTRANEAD OUR F3LOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON DA HIGH S3AS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THERE COUNTRY 2 BCOMA TEH AX3CUTIONERS OF THEYRE FREINDS AND BR3THREN OR 2 FAL THAMSELVAS BY THERE HANDS11!1 OMG LOL
H3 HAS AXCIETD DOM3STIC INSURECTIONS MONGST US AND HAS 3ND3AVOURED 2 BRNG ON TEH INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS TEH M3RCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOS3 KNOWN RULE OF WARFAER IS AN UNDISTNGUISH3D D3STRUCTION OF AL AEGS SAXES AND CONDITIONS

IN1!!1! AV3RY STAEG OF TH3SE OPRESIONS WE HAEV PETITION3D FOR RADRAS IN TEH MOST HUMBLE TERMS OUR RAP3AETD P3TITIONS HAEV BEN ANSW3R3D ONLY BY R3PEAETD INJURY1111!! OMG A PRINC3 WHOSA CHARACTAR IS THUS MARKED BY EVERY ACT WHICH MAY D3FIEN A TYRANT IS UNFIT 2 B TEH RULER OF A FRE PEOPLE

NOR!1!1 LOL HAEV WE BEN WANTNG IN AT3NTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BRETHR3N11!1 WTF W3 HAEV WARN3D THEM FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF ATEMPTS BY THEYRE LAGISLATURA 2 3XTEND AN UNWARANTABL3 JURISDICTION OV3R US11!1! OMG LOL WE HAEV REMIND3D TH3M OF TEH CIRCUMSTANC3S OF OUR EMIGRATION AND SETLEMENT HER31!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL WE HAEV APEAELD 2 THERE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND WE HAEV CONJURED THEM BY DA TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDR3D 2 DISAVOW THESA USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLY INT3RUPT OUR CON3CTIONS AND CORASPONDENC3!11!1!! WTF THAY 2 HAEV BEN DAAF 2 DA VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY11!!!1! WTF LOL WE MUST THEIR ACQUEISCE IN DA NECESITY WHICH DENOUNCES OUR SAPARATION AND HOLD THEM AS WE HOLD TEH RAST OF MANKIND ENEMEIS IN WAR IN PEAEC FREINDS

W31111! OMG LOL THEYRE TEH REPR3S3NTATIEVS OF DA UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA IN GANARAL CONGRES ASEMBLAD APEALNG 2 DA SUPREMA JUDGA OF DA WORLD FOR TEH RECTITUD3 OF OUR INTANTIONS DO IN DA NME AND BY AUTHORITY OF TEH GOD P3OPLA OF THAS3 COLONEIS SOLEMNLY PUBLISH AND D3CLAER TAHT THESE UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND INDEPEND3NT STAETS TAHT THAY R ABSOLVED FROM AL ALEGIANCE 2 TEH BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CON3CTION BTWEN TH3M AND TEH STAET OF GREAT BRITANE IS AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLVAD AND TAHT AS FRE AND INDEP3NDENT STAETS THEY HAEV FUL POWAR 2 LEVY WAR CONCLUDA P3AEC CONTRACT ALIANCAS 3STABLISH COM3RC3 AND 2 DO AL OTHER ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDAPENDENT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO!!!! AND FOR TEH SUPORT OF THIS DECLARATION WIT A FIRM R3LIANCA ON TEH PROTACTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCE WE MUTUALY PLEDGE 2 AACH OTH3R OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNES AND OUR SACRED HONOR
11111! WTF

[Kamino]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
It has come to my attention that certain elementary school students have involved 1337 into their homework.
I suggest some of the following grading comments:
UR GR4D3 : F!!!1 OMG PWN3D!!!!
OMG U R T3H SUXX0Rz!!!! j00 H4V3 N0 GR4MM4R SK1LLz!!! F!! PWN3D!
j00 n00b!!! F!! PWN3D!!!!

/me slaps the l33t kids around a bit with a large intellivision.

[captain_nintendo]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
It has come to my attention that certain elementary school students have involved 1337 into their homework.
I suggest some of the following grading comments:
UR GR4D3 : F!!!1 OMG PWN3D!!!!
OMG U R T3H SUXX0Rz!!!! j00 H4V3 N0 GR4MM4R SK1LLz!!! F!! PWN3D!
j00 n00b!!! F!! PWN3D!!!!

/me slaps the l33t kids around a bit with a large intellivision.

*Taps Kamino on the shoulder and hands him an Xbox instead because it will do more damage*  

[Tynstar]

My head is going to explode.

**Taps Rick on the shoulder and hands him a Atari 5200 to hand to Kamino.

[Sureshot]

I THOUGHT SOMEON3 HAD HAKED NAPS ACOUNT WH3N I FIRST SAW DA TITLE LOL

[Zimbacca]

I'm not even going to try to understand captain_nintendo's or den's posts.  If it were just regular 1337 I'd be fine, but not this 1337/dumb ass mix.

[captain_nintendo]

I'm not even going to try to understand captain_nintendo's or den's posts.  If it were just regular 1337 I'd be fine, but not this 1337/dumb ass mix.

Dude..... My post was a copy of the declaration of Independance. Just goggle that and thats what I posted.  

[Zimbacca]

If you can copy and paste stuff I can too.

I AT TEH TIEM WAS A COMUNIST
LIEVD ON A COL3CTIEV FARM
SHE WAS A PART-TIEM ANARCHIST
OUR S3X W3NT OF LIEK A BOMB
LIVNG TEH LIEF OF A TERORIST
LOKNG FOR DA MAN SADM
WHO GAEV ME A GUN AS IRAN 2 TEH SUN
IF U DEI LIEK A DOG THEN U AER
THEN U AER

SADM
TH3Y SHAL DROWN IN THEYRE OWN BLOD
HALE!1!1! OMG SADM A GO-GO

GONG1!!1!1! WTF LOL 2 SADM A GO-GO
EV3RYBODY IS THEIR OF STRANGE BD FALOWS
MAEKS U DANCE AROUND LIEK A BAR
AIN SCHWEIN KIK HIM IN TEH 3Y3
T3M3D UP WIT DA ASIAN 3Y3
THEY WARE DA ON3S
WHO CUD RIES WIT TEH SUN
AS THAY LIEVD IN THEYRE PLAENS
AND THEY DEID [R3PEAT A LOT]
HOW!1!!!1 OMG LOL THEY DA!!!1!1111111!11!111!! WTF LOL RUNNG PAEPR TIEGR CHAESS ITS OWN TALE
HALE SADM A GO-GO

HE WAS SOM3ONE WHO WAS THEYRE FOR PEOPL3 LIEK ME
HI THEIR SADM LOVED DA PARTY
YES THEIR AL H3RE WIT ME
BLODY SADM
LOVES U ALWAYS ALWAYS A KIK
BLODY SADM
3V3N THOUGH DA SMEL IS MAKNG M3 SIK
AS W3 SIT ON OUR ROFS
AND CHER AS UR SCUDS FAL LIEK RANE

H3RA AT DA ANCEINT ZIGARAUNT
SADM IS PRESIDNG THEYRE AROUND WIT A SAXOPHON3
WHARA IS TEH PRESIEDNT WH3RE
HAR3??! WTF LOL IT COMES DA BLAK 2RNADO
LETS HAEV A CHER FOR SARAEJVO
IF U SURVIEV WUT FALS OUT OF HIS U MAEK TEH POLITICAL WORLD

[den68]

mine was part of Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. it came up in another thread so I figured i'd use it.

[Tynstar]

mine was part of Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. it came up in another thread so I figured i'd use it.

Don't you mean by Iron Maiden?

[Lord Nepenthean]

I was cracking up when I saw The Rime of the Ancient Mariner in AOLer speak.  That was a work of pure genius.

[den68]

I try

[Sauza12]

You know, I thought that is what it was but I couldn't stand trying to read it in that shit.