On a more serious note. Today I'm going to read through the Zombie Survival Guide written by Max Brooks (Son of Mel Brooks). This 272 page book will teach you survival tactics when the impending zombie apocalypse occurs. I encourage everyone to read this as it may save your life.
Well in that case, maybe you should read this first:
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You know, just to be on the safe side...