Things that Would Spark a Flame War

[Duke.Togo]

2) Blame Sega. Also, I think that's my cart...

Don't blame SEGA...
 

[Zagnorch]

Sorry, all I can do is facepalm at the last two.

1) I live in a Pro-Life state. That person would probably be dead in an hour.

Pro-life until you have to stand your ground, anyway.

BTW dead in an hour in a Pro-Life state? Oh the sad irony of it all.

ANYway, here's a bumper sticker that'll up the death-wish factor in your neck of the woods:

[img width=700 height=531]http://www.redkid.net/generator/bumper/words/newsign.php?line1=ONLY+QUEERS%2C+TERRORISTS%2C&line2=AND+COMMIE+SOCIALIST+LIBS&line3=ARE+INTO+NASCAR[/img]

2) Blame Sega. Also, I think that's my cart...

Freakin apostrophes. Cant trust em at all. Ahhh, who  needs em.

[Zagnorch]

I prefer a "Smile! Your mother had unprotected sex!" sticker.

[img width=700 height=531]http://www.redkid.net/generator/bumper/words/newsign.php?line1=SMILE%21&line2=YOUR+MOM+HAD+UNPROTECTED+SEX...&line3=...WITH+ME+%28THE+FILTHY+SKANK%29[/img]


BTW in case you care, you can come up with your very own generic-looking bumper sticker slogans by going here:

http://www.redkid.net/generator/bumper/words/

[Zagnorch]

Here's yet another bumper sticker the folks down in Dixie will most certainly appreciate.

[img width=700 height=531]http://www.redkid.net/generator/bumper/words/newsign.php?line1=Charter+member+of&line2=The+North+American&line3=William+T.+Sherman+Fan+Club[/img]

[SirPsycho]

Muhammad.

[bombatomba]

MMORPGs.  Seriously, why aren't there more of these games?

Also, since Zag gave out that link, my two favorite bumper stickers:

[img width=700 height=531]http://www.redkid.net/generator/bumper/words/newsign.php?line1=I+driving+fast+because&line2=I+really+have+to+poop%21&line3=[/img]

[img width=700 height=531]http://www.redkid.net/generator/bumper/words/newsign.php?line1=The+closer+you+get&line2=the+slower+I+go&line3=[/img]

[gbpxl]

well not that I advocate for this kind of thing, but... saying "what if we just did away with welfare entirely and relied on the generosity of Democrats to give money to moochers thus eliminating the need for government to steal from successful people and also allowing Democrats a better opportunity to get better acquainted with their constituents?"

again, I don't hold those opinions whatsoever, I'm just saying if someone were to want to come in and really ruffle some feathers, they might say something like that.

[Zagnorch]

Introducing NAMGLA, the North American Man-Girl Love Association!

Their motto: "Yes, we're a bunch of sick, perverted pedophiles, too. But hey, at least we're not gay!"

For more info, contact co-founders Jared Fogle and Roman Polanski. Actually, just go f*ck yourself instead, you sick son of a b*tch.

[FatherJack]

If you hate gays then you are called Homophobic.

Pedophiles should get a word to show we support them and show our disgust at people who hate them.

[FatherJack]

The Powerpuff Girls showed Marvel and DC how the superhero genre should of been done

[Zagnorch]

If you hate gays then you are called Homophobic.

Pedophiles should get a word to show we support them and show our disgust at people who hate them.

Maybe...pedophobes? Nope, that won't work. That infers that you fear and/or hate kids, rather than kid-touchers. I don't much care for 'em myself, but I don't outright hate 'em. Um, kids that is. You already know how I feel about kid-touchers...

[img width=266 height=199]http://www.gifwave.com/media/749562_cartoons-comics-south-park-cartman-season-11-le-petit-tourette-chris-hansen_200s.gif[/img]