Edit: Nupoile is winning the auction at the moment. Are you guys just going to let him walk away with it?
Please don't let me walk away with it. I don't really
want to win. I want to come in second. My goal is just to keep raising the price so the winner has to pay bunches of money. The plan is to donate regardless of winning.
Besides you don't want to hear me talk, I mumble and talk too quiet. Also, no one ever accused me of being blessed with extra words to speak. Generally my tactic is to ask questions which get the other person talking. For example, I would ask Crabmaster about hockey, Duke about his latest adventures in emulation and Bill about his goals in proper pronunciation.