If I had the discretionary income, I'd buy 'em all out just to deny blklblskt the pleasure of owning one.
'Cuz I take pleasure in other people's suffering.
Well, you don't have to buy them all Zag. It appears that both small and medium sizes are sold out, so my wallet stays safe for another day.
Here, have a big ol' stack of deep-fried velveeta sammitches.
And some nice egg nog to wash 'em down with.
Did I mention we're having Ben & Jerry's chunky monkey for dessert?