Need I remind anyone that the only war between Canada and the US ended in stalemate.
*I'm apologizing beforehand for the French joke that will be coming*
Actually it was Canada, the British Empire and several Native American nations against the US and France. Like France did anything but make the war harder on us.
I don't think Canada has nukes.
Haven't you ever seen the CN Tower Arrr? I would post a picture but I fear Google.