I deserve a Medal

[Mike Leon]

This evening I went to my local Skyline chili parlor and ate a jumbo 3-Way with hot sauce and washed it down with a Mountain Dew.

Upon exiting said Skyline chili parlor, I released what was easily world's longest fart. I expelled one continuous trail of methane from my colon that lasted through the entire walk to my car, which was parked about 200 feet from the restaraunt.

When I reached my car, I had to stand a wait a moment to expell the rest of said gas explosion.

I want to stress here that the fart did not stop at all. It was one gigantic fart that kept going the whole time.

Has anyone else ever done this or anything close to it? Longer?

I'm pretty sure I deserve some kind of medal.

[Izret101]

I couldn't give a distance comparison.

Maybe a time length would be more appropriate.

[Tynstar]

You are my new hero.

[Three]

I'm glad that our apartment didn't smell like your butt when I came home.

[TraderJake]

Uh, no working at the farm tonight?

[Three]

?

[Mike Leon]

Uh, no working at the farm tonight?

Uh... It's possible, and I know you weren't aware of this, but it is possible to do things past 10pm.

[TraderJake]

Oh, I was thinking that perhaps, just maybe, you had quit from that prison.