Forum trolls and forum flamers beware

[captain_nintendo]

This form is funny! Not that we would ever need something like this on rfgeneration


Dear:

[ ] Inferior being
[ ] Troll
[ ] n00blet
[ ] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You exist
[ ] You posted a Religious Thread
[ ] You posted an accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] You posted a ZOMG DIS GEAM IS DA SUXX0RS thread
[ ] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[ ] You posted a worthless thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[ ] You made baby Jesus cry
[ ] You don't know which board to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted
[ ] You killed a kitten
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[ ] You made love to my dog
[ ] You insulted the power of Fwee
[ ] You insulted the RFGen board gods.
[ ] You're breathing too much of my oxygen

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your new user account
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Watch Teletubbies
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS again
[ ] Call English and inform him that you're sorry you molested him
[ ] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[ ] Make love to Ralph Nader
[ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Eat my arse
[ ] Grind a rail on your sack
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Fwee
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] lolpwnt
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[ ] n00b
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your **** somewhere else
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell out
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] kthxbai
[ ] Go die in a chemical fire
[ ] All of the above

[Tondog]

Dear: n00blet
You are being flamed because: You committed crimes against pork biproducts
In Punishment, You Must: Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
In Closing, I'd Like to Say: kthxbai

Best form letter ever.

[OatBob]

BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!

[Three]

I was hoping this was a topic dedicated to me. I demand my own topic plz! >:0

[Tan]

BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!

Season 2 starts soon 

[Tondog]

Season 2 of what?

[captain_nintendo]

I was hoping this was a topic dedicated to me. I demand my own topic plz! >:0

How's this: (kidding of course)

Dear:  "Three"

• Inferior being

[ ] Troll
[ ] n00blet
[x Ye who has incurred my wrath
[ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee

You are being flamed because:

• You exist

[ ] You posted a Religious Thread
[ ] You posted an accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] You posted a ZOMG DIS GEAM IS DA SUXX0RS thread

• You broke our Captain Planet summons
• You posted a worthless thread

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[ ] You made baby Jesus cry
[ ] You don't know which board to post in

• You just plain suck

[ ] You posted false information

• You posted something totally uninteresting

[ ] You double posted
[ ] You killed a kitten
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[ ] You made love to my dog
[ ] You insulted the power of Fwee

• You insulted the RFGen board gods.

[ ] You're breathing too much of my oxygen

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your new user account
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

• Actually post something relevant
• Watch Teletubbies

[ ] Read the ****ing TOS
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS again
[ ] Call English and inform him that you're sorry you molested him

• Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks

[ ] Make love to Ralph Nader
[ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[ ] Go to your room with no supper

• Apologize to everybody on this forum

[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Eat my arse
[ ] Grind a rail on your sack
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Fwee
[ ] 1 R 1337

• lolpwnt

[ ] GG no re
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life

• Me > u

[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

• n00b

[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your **** somewhere else
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell out
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment

• kthxbai

[ ] Go die in a chemical fire
[ ] All of the above

[two_scoop_steve]

Dear: tynstar

[!] Inferior being
[ ] Troll
[ ] n00blet
[ ] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You exist
[ ] You posted a Religious Thread
[ ] You posted an accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] You posted a ZOMG DIS GEAM IS DA SUXX0RS thread
[ ] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[ ] You posted a worthless thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[ ] You made baby Jesus cry
[ ] You don't know which board to post in
[!] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted
[ ] You killed a kitten
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[!] You dated my dad
[ ] You made love to my dog
[ ] You insulted the power of Fwee
[ ] You insulted the RFGen board gods.
[ ] You're breathing too much of my oxygen

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your new user account
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[!] Actually post something relevant
[!] Watch Teletubbies
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS again
[ ] Call English and inform him that you're sorry you molested him
[ ] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[ ] Make love to Ralph Nader
[ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Eat my arse
[ ] Grind a rail on your sack
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Fwee
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] lolpwnt
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[ ] n00b
[!] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your **** somewhere else
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell out
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] kthxbai
[ ] Go die in a chemical fire
[ ] All of the above

[/

[Tynstar]

Strange

Here is mine

Dear two_scoop_steve

[X] Piss off

[X] Have a good day.


 

[two_scoop_steve]

Strange

Here is mine

Dear two_scoop_steve



[X] Piss off

[X] Have a good day.






 

that's the best one yet...lol

[Tynstar]

Thanks