escort missions

[Zimbacca]

God how I hate the escort mission. I have to say that they are probably the worst kind of mission that has ever been put in a game. Not only do you have to avoid dieing, you have to defend someone who is usually completely defenseless or thinks they can run into the middle of a big group of monsters and survive. Anyone else hate these quests as much as I do?

[Izret101]

I reccomend never playing any of the ABes games. The whoile game is escorst but it is still alot of fun.
Escorts do usually suck big but sometimes they can be fun and i end up killing the guy i am supposed to protect out of anger and disgust a few times before the mission is completed.

[Lord Nepenthean]

Yes, these are horrible.  Some are worse than others, though.  Anybody who ever played GoldenEye knows how much Natalya sucks.

[Izret101]

I cant tell you how many times i shot her in the head and tried to complete the level with the walkthru walls cheat on.

[danvx6]

OMG Natalya blows big floppy donkey dick.  Once she got stuck in a corner and couldnt get out so i had to kill her and restart the level after she hacked the computer while being continuously shot at. AAARRGHHH!!!!!  All games with escort missions (especially ones with stupid AI) should be rated N by the ESRB for "No one should play this game"

<standard cool sounding video game commercial voice, much like the overused theater voice>"Coming this Christmas:  Escort Squad, rated N for no one" </voice>