I'm Living in a Nightmare World

[Mike Leon]

I'm living in a nightmare world.

I mean it. It's entirely true. Every day, no matter what I do or where I go, I feel like I'm in the movie Eraserhead. Have you seen the movie Eraserhead?

Colors seem to be literally fading. I recall in black and white. Pretty soon I'll see in black and white.

Everyone I see on the street appears to be evil.

I have a horrible job waiting tables. I wake up with nightmares about it several nights a week.

At least 2 of my professors this quarter are actively attempting to flunk me based on subjective disagreements that have nothing to do with effort or my actual performance.

I owe approximately 8 trillion dollars to multiple sources.

Food doesn't taste good anymore. If someone asks me "Where would you like to eat?" It doesn't make any difference. All I see are cheeseburgers. Everything tastes like cheeseburgers.

I live in a shithole. Prostitutes congregate down the street. Pushers congregate up the street.

Women consistently prove to be nothing more than beer-guzzling whores.

Men consistently prove to be nothing more than beer-guzzling whores.

Every day, I feel more like August Strindberg.

Maybe there will be a famous statue of me in Stockholm someday too.

[Hydrobond]

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[Mike Leon]

5 minutes after I wrote that, two fat black girls got in a fight in the street, in front of my house.

I need to move.

[SFS]

One day you will wear nothing but camo pants.

One day you will learn to not need people.

One day you will do nothing but work and play counterstrike while drinking Mountain Dew.

One day you will achieve a conscious state of Zen, and rise into the heavens on a fiery chariot while the impotent world shows it self to be the limp dick wasteland that it really is.

On that day, everything is going to be OK for you.

[Arrrhalomynn]

You should get yourself a girlfriend. That ought to solve your problems. Somewhat.

[den68]

One day today will seem like the good old days.

[The Metamorphosing Leon]

Girlfriends solve almost nothing. Although the things they do solve are very nice. But generally they cause more Nightmares.

[Pop Culture Portal]

5 minutes after I wrote that, two fat black girls got in a fight in the street, in front of my house.

I need to move.

Gawdalmighty I just spewed Coke everywhere!

Both Den and SFS are right...I've lived in some pretty craptacular places, like a drug house/whore house...But, I do look back on them and laugh now...back then, I wanted to cut someone...I still laugh at the time some guy came and knocked on my window at 4am looking for "Joe" who sold prescription back medicine out his bedroom window that he stole from one of our roommates...

"This ain't Joe's room, dude."

"Oh....well, what do YOU have?"

I still laugh...and, sorta like what SFS said, one day something fantabulous will happen and you'll forget everything else.

And ignore what Hydrobond said...Paxil is much better than Zoloft!

[ganonbanned]

Men consistently prove to be nothing more than beer-guzzling whores.

oh wow your gay too!  2 people that came out of the closet in the same week!

[Arrrhalomynn]

Men consistently prove to be nothing more than beer-guzzling whores.

oh wow your gay too!  2 people that came out of the closet in the same week!

ICEBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SFS]

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