Epoch

[Mike Leon]

This movie is a huge mish-mash of ideas from other sci-fi movies. It's about an alien object that does....something. It's never really explained. But the army wants to destroy it for some reason, which doesn't make any sense. Then suddenly, it's going to destroy the human race, again for a reason that doesn't make any sense. Then some people kiss and the machine thinks "Oh, they kiss. Maybe I shouldn't destroy them." La La La La, end of story. Toss in a cliche "I'm mysteriously pregnant" ending, a few religious references for the Left Behind crowd and top it all off with some of the WORST acting and dialogue I've seen since Power Rangers. This movie sucks.

Whichever cable channel made this crap should be ashamed of themselves.