TAILS: "Yeah, bitch, take it all!
THIS'LL teach you to not chase after my man, won't it, ya depraved hose monster!"
AMY: "OHHHH TAILS, YES! RIDE ME HARD AND PUT ME AWAY WET LIKE THE FILTHY TRAMP THAT I AM! AND SMACK MY ASS HARD WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE, PLEASE!"
TAILS: "Hey, Sonic! I found where she hides her hammer! You totally have to check this out! Speakin' of hammerin'..."
AMY: "TAILS! TUG ON MY HEAD QUILLS REALLY HARD AND TELL ME I'M A WORTHLESS JIZZ DUMPSTER! THANK YOU, SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!"
SONIC: "That tears it... I'm officially blind."
RAZOR KNUCKLES:
ZAGNORCH: Jesus H. Christ, I just wrote a
Sonic the Hedgehog lemon-fic. I've become the very sick degenerate furry I've been making fun of all these years. I'm gonna go off myself now.
Speaking of Sonic and phallic symbols:
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Amy and Tails just can't get enough of those longer & plumper Sonic chili dogs.
How is that^ not Zagnorch's avatar already???
I prefer to not be reminded of what I've just written above, thank you very much.
EDIT: On second thought: thanks for the idea!
But know this: If I get banned as a result, I'm gonna take you and Razor Knuckles down with me.
After all, what are friends for?
'Late
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