Buses suck cow pies. Sunday evening buses are every 30 minutes on my route. I thought I would leave the pub at 7:15pm to the stop just outside to catch the 7:21pm bus. I would be home in time for Top Gear at 8pm. They've changed the timetable to 7:14pm.
So I walked further into town where the next bus was due in at 7:54pm. Waiting at the bus stop I overheard a conversation about a mixed race boy saying black girls are ugly, and his black and white friends were lecturing him about how people are mainly attracted to their own race, he should think about what he says, etc, etc. It ended up with him saying he hated his parents.
Then on the bus two bimbos behind me were nattering about pollyticks. "They should make me, like, prime minister. Honestly. I'd, like, do a much better, like, job 'n' shit. They should, like, make people work 'n' shit. The thing is, like, prisons right, like, aren't, like, harsh enough to, like, stop people rehabilaffending."
"Yeah, like, paedophiles should, like, get a P ta'ood on their heads, like, 'n' shit. Paedophiles, like, piss me off, innit."
I'm sure they would make a fantastic prime minister, and do a much better job than Gordon Brown.
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