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Title: This is a new one
Post by: Sauza12 on October 15, 2004, 08:06:21 AM
I got this email the other day.


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FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT COVENANT SERVICES B.V
REF: HLP 234-097-99
BATCH: 707771-88/HLP
RE/ AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the COVENANT SERVICES B.V, PROGRAMS held on 13th October 2004.Your company or your personal e-mail address,is attached to ticket number 412-1287-00 with serial number 667-11-11 drew the lucky numbers
001-654-785 and consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,500,000.00 EURO ( TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credited to file REF NO.HLP 78-56321-19, This is from total prize money of 20,000,000.00 DOLLARS shared among the Twenty (20) international winners in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form 25,000 names from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America and Asia, as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. To process and collect your winning, you must contact our pay agent Mr John Edwards
Tel: +31-619-098-904
E-Mail- payagent2004@netscape.net for
due processing and remittance of your prize money to your account .
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 27th Oct  2004 After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with us. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address,do inform us immediately.
Congratulations again from all our staff for being part of our promotions program.
Sincerely,Mr.Douglas Morgan
Lottery Co-ordinator).
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification and any winner below the ages of 18years is automatically disqualified.

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A lottery that I didn't sign up for, I can't tell anybody about, and that was available to everyone in the world?  Man It must be my lucky day!


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on October 15, 2004, 08:11:38 AM
What the hell i'd play along.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: den68 on October 15, 2004, 08:37:19 AM
wow so Sauza's a millionaire. when the check arrives he can buy us all a beer. well maybe just me since most of the rest of you are underage.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Lord Nepenthean on October 15, 2004, 08:41:32 AM
Oh I get a different one of these every single day.  I think the most I have been offered is $126,000,000.00.  The reason I was getting $126 million?  Somebody died that shared my last name (Collins) and they had no relatives to give it to, so it was decided I should have it.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Arrrhalomynn on October 15, 2004, 09:05:00 AM
I'm not underage, I'm more intersted in other things though. I could use a car, and a house.

And I've had one of these before as well.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on October 15, 2004, 09:32:23 AM
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wow so Sauza's a millionaire. when the check arrives he can buy us all a beer. well maybe just me since most of the rest of you are underage.

For each buck you put to beer money give me one to to vg stuff. Or you could get me rootbeer. God do i love that stuff. But videogames would be better. |D


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: den68 on October 15, 2004, 09:36:28 AM
wait till he's good and drunk, then ask for money.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on October 15, 2004, 11:50:17 AM
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wait till he's good and drunk, then ask for money.

So Sauza what do you drink? I am sure we have a keg or few 30 packs of it just lying around my house.
[smiley=laugh.gif]
But anyways.
I never get spam. I never have gotten spam. The only things i get are what i sign up for.
Ok well 1 of  yahoo accounts gets spam but thats because i use it to sign up for everything under the sun. I also let some friends use it.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: danvx6 on October 15, 2004, 08:32:41 PM
I used to get emails about money in the "B" name all the time.  Who the hell has the last name "B"? It was a variety of things too, not just money/lottery. I think I got a house at one point.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on October 16, 2004, 04:24:05 AM
Offers like those can be quite dubious. I would beware their presence in your inbox.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Arrrhalomynn on October 16, 2004, 04:26:34 AM
OH REALLY!?!?!?!


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on November 07, 2004, 12:21:53 PM
BTW my last post was on Dictionary Day duh Arrr you didnt have the holiday spirit.

I just got this in my mail. I don't get nearly as much as Sausa though.
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INORBIT LOTTO CONGLOMERATE
MAXHAVELASTRAAT 22,DENHAAG-NETHERLANDS

WINNING NOTIFICATION;REF NO;ILC421-04/82411

To the e-mail bearer,

Sequel to the annual lottery draw of the above named establishment in
europe,conducted
on the 2nd of november,2004.I am glad to notify you that your e-mail address
attached to ticket No ;1225904TW won in the third category a lump-sum of
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars(USD750,000;00).

Congratulations and be advised to keep confidential till your prize is processed
to avoid multiple applications/filings.All participants were selected randomly
by a computer software ballot device.

This promotion is sponsored by a group of corporate establishments and accedited
charitable organisations worldwide.

Be informed that a minimum of 10% of your prize must be donated to a remarkable
charity organisation in your locality.To file for your claim,please contact
your fiducial agent;

Mrs Winnie de Vries,Inorbit Consultant 11(e-mail;claimagent@inorbit.com)

Congratulations once more,


Sincerely yours'

Roseline Vladimir

NB;Kindly state your ref No and Ticket No when filing for your claim.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Tynstar on November 07, 2004, 02:57:06 PM
I get stupid emails like that all the time. Do these thing really work?


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Lord Nepenthean on November 08, 2004, 04:35:42 PM
I got an e-mail today for (I think) Viagra.  The text of the e-mail is so unintelligible that I had a hard time figuring out what they were trying to sell me.  My favorite part, though, was the subject of the e-mail, which states: "It is known, that dogs eat horses!"  I was hoping for pictures.

P.S.  The comma in that quote is not my doing.  That's what makes it a quote.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on December 17, 2004, 11:43:57 AM
Hahaha this is a good one. I came up as next of kin to some guy who died on a plane crash in south africa. Atleast thats what i gathered from skimming.
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Hello,


I am Mr. Smith Bowani, an auditor of a reputable bank in Johannesburg, Gauteng
Province in the Republic of South Africa. I have an urgent and very confidential
business proposition for you.

We had a foreign client named Mr. Wooin Shim, who deposited a huge sum of money
(18.6 Million United States Dollars), with our bank. Eventually, this client
died in a plane crash and since his death we have not had anybody come up for
the claims as the next of kin.

You may want to take a look at other passengers, who were on the same plane;
here is a site for your
perusal.http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list/

A situation I have monitored closely with my position in the bank. Now having
monitored this deposit and managed it over the years before his death, and hence
nobody has showed up as the next of kin for the past years. I now solicit for
your assistance to present you as the next of kin as every other arrangement/
processes will be monitored by me and my partners involved. However I got your
contact from a trade consultant here in South Africa, though I did not disclose
the purpose of my seeking for a foreign business partner to him. Although we
will still have to sign some agreement before the final transfer of the fund
into any of your designated bank account.

I have involved a very senior official in the operational department, and we
have agreed that after the transfer of the money into your account, you shall be
entitled to 20% of the total sum, my colleagues and I will have 75% while 5%
will be used to reimburse any expenses incurred. All necessary precautions have
been taken to ensure a risk free situation on the side of both parties. Please
note that this deal can only take place on the following conditions;

1. Absolute confidentiality and sincerity will be required and guaranteed,
considering our positions in the bank.

2. Assurance that our own share will be released to us in good faith when this
money finally gets into your account.

Please treat with utmost confidentiality. Contact me as quickly as possible
through my e-mail.

Expecting your urgent response,

Best Regards,

MR. SMITH BOWANI


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: sharp on December 17, 2004, 04:02:43 PM
My girlfriend even got offers to increase her dick, I don't know what those spammers are doing.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Antimind on December 17, 2004, 08:37:03 PM
I get penis enlargement and viagra ones all the time! I once replied to a penis enlargement one and asked "since I don't have one can this shit make me grow one?"...lmfao


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Hydrobond on December 17, 2004, 09:03:05 PM
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wow so Sauza's a millionaire. when the check arrives he can buy us all a beer. well maybe just me since most of the rest of you are underage.


Bah, laws don't apply to millionairs.


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: Izret101 on December 20, 2004, 07:17:18 AM
Damn where were these rich family members all the rest of my life?
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Greetings from Berlin.

The purpose of my writing to you is because I am searching for a foreign  
business partner who is in a position to assist me with an urgent business
proposal, as time is not  on my side. A partner, who understands what
confidentiality means and who has the necessary  facilities  required in
embarking on this important venture.

I am a manager with a Trust Company here in Berlin. We had a foreign customer
who deposited a huge sum of money with us, who later died as a result of a car
crash in Valencia in November, 2001. Since the death of this customer, I
personally have watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has
proved abortive as no one has come to claim her funds of 25 Million Euro
deposited with the company in 2000. This is the exact amount in Euro after
conversion in 2002 from the $US32.7m originally deposited. It is for this reason
that I am contacting you and I am  revealing all this to you with the belief
that you will never let me down in this business.

For your active participation, I have two options of payment for you. Firstly
you can choose to have Eight Million Euro of the money for your assistance or
you can go into partnership with me for the proper and profitable investment of
the entire money in your country. Of course, the investment must be under your
direct management and supervision. As soon as we have seen to the successful
transfer of these funds, I will meet you in your country for proper discussion
and disbursement. We will then agree on how best to invest most of my share in
your country if you chose this option.

To facilitate the immediate transfer of this fund to your account as arranged,
indicate your full names, your private telephone, fax numbers and location where
the money will be remitted. I will instruct you on the next step to take.

Note that this business is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any
fear, as the whole required arrangement has been made for the transfer.

I look forward to your earliest response.

Yours faithfully,

Michael Magan  


Title: Re: This is a new one
Post by: den68 on December 20, 2004, 07:29:05 AM
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I am Mr. Smith Bowani, an auditor of a reputable bank in Johannesburg


notice the need to specify it's a "reputable" bank.

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Eventually, this client  
died in a plane crash


hah hah, this line just cracks me up.