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Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

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Did you not sleep last night? After hockey did you play PSU all night?

 :sleeping: 6-5 overtime shoot out win!

And I only played TMNT 1989 arcade for 5 minutes before I was ready for sleep.

http://www.dhmo.org/

The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

mmm k

I'll add another danger to the list: MOLDY BREAD FIGHTS! Not entirely dangerous, but dangerously fun.

I can quit eating bread anytime I want.

Sure Den, that's what all of the junkies say.

*Holds out a fresh loaf of bread*

I just had some bread! Does that make me a bad person?

No but being a PS3 Fanboy does! :)

OH SNAP! I just got 360wned!

lol @ 360wned

Legalize Marijauna and Ban Bread.

That's awesome.

LOL

Sorry I had to.

I would have done the same for you.

This isn't serious.

This isn't serious, right?

Please tell me this isn't serious or I will cry myself to sleep every night, weeping for the world.

You know what is actually much more dangerous than bread, and consumed more frequently?

Water.

damn, beat me to it

http://www.dhmo.org/

Actually, I beat ya both to it.  ;-)

Reminds me of the environmental hysteria episode of Penn And Teller: Bullshit! when they were getting people at a global warming rally to support banning Dihydrogen monoxide by using the same scare tactics they use to promote global warming. Great stuff.

damn it, you know I can't read!

You, I kinda looked at the link and said, "Awesome," then went back to playing WoW.

:-)